Happy Independence Day.

So many experts and critics are going on and on about Sarah Palin’s a improvised speech when she announced she was resigning today.

Why the hell shouldn’t she? The Democrat Party scammed Ted Stevens out of his Senate seat. They used the same “ethics” vehicles against him as they did Palin. Fifteen times they laid siege to this woman while the GOP sends it’s frat boys on an apology tour that failed so miserably, this is the first many of you are hearing about it. I think it was called “Leave Reagan Behind” or something like that.

When McCain’s scumbags attacked her, the GOP was silent. All through that circular fire circus, John McCain never came to her aid and he didn’t even bother to call off the dogs. The Rude Dog thinks these insider smears on Palin smell like a pile of schmidt. I mean, what kind of a piece of schmidt would either allow these conniving to go on, or be too stupid to know where they are coming from? It would take a really huge schmidt head to let that happen.

Now, as Sarah Palin shoves the job Democrats tried to keep her from doing anyway, right up their ass, the dorks of the ‘net speculate that she has a baby on the way or there is a big mega scandal brewing or that she wants to go all out for 2012, but this was a disastrous move because…

“You can’t quit as Governor half way through…”

Yes you can. When Sarah said “lame duck” she meant our political climate is lame. Her mounting legal bills and sterling record defending over dozen challenges and not ONE GOP asshole could say “Hey this is ridiculous. You can’t pile on a Governor like that.” No, they were all busy doing… what?

The GOP used to mean “Grand Old Party”.

Last year I said it meant “Giant Oligarch Phonies”

Today it means “Grotesque Ostracizing P**sies”

Sarah is out of office in a few weeks and within a year Alaska will say “Oh sh*t! We sent Ted and Sarah away and now our money is drying up, what happened?”

What happened was Republican moderate effect. See, a Republican moderate stole you Gov and made her hawk positions contrary to her beliefs. She bristled at this and the pieces of schmidt assigned to help her got their feeling s hurt. They couldn’t prep her because phrases like “this interviewer is extremely liberal” are alien to the moderate. So when Sarah couldn’t name a F***ING MAGAZINE, everyone was upset that she went “unprepared.”

Then Jack Caferty, the coffee stained shirt wearing illegitimate spawn of Larry King, criticizes her on her attempt to explain the bailout. Her attempt sucked, but then, she was the only politician in America trying explaining it at all. The rest of our “leaders” gave us the finger and said tough. Jack didn’t explain it either. Neither did Katie or Charlie Gibson, the man who got his “Bush Doctrine” question all wrong.

Now as Palin quits, all of these geniuses who catatonically watched her get savaged by phony ethics complaints are declaring “it’s over” because she is bowing out the stupidity inflicted upon her. It’s really over? I didn’t know we had all of these former governors blogging out there. No sh*t huh?

How many of the “it’s over” trumpeters were defending Palin ever? That’s what I thought. The GOP turned it’s back on one of America’s greatest potential champions. Now, we are stuck with a party that is so self loathing, the elephant doesn’t even want to walk out of the shadow of the Rhino.

I hope Sarah Plain dives into something that scares liberals to all holy hell, because right now, she has the biggest balls in the GOP.

Saw it on Dr. Bulldog & Ronin

Are we this stupid? Not giving health care to the most needy and taxing the crap out of us while they execute Grandma. Change Sux.

No it isn’t.

Look, Mark Sanford sucks right now. He hurt his family, probably hurt that lady down in Argentina, and his career is over.

Do you know why? Because Republicans don’t like scumbaggery. If Sanford were a liberal, he would be re-elected or at least his wife would be. Also, this crap with the left all a-buzz over Sanford’s fling, what gives?

You losers all defended Clinton’s romps. Ohh… it’s the “hypocrisy” thing. See liberals don’t have this problem, they don’t try to remain loyal in the first place.

I guess the left should give it to Sanford the way they gave it to John Edwards…

These loser leftys keep hitting the Gov. Some losers said stuff about her appearing in a running magazine and man am I glad they did. It’s the only way I found out about it. Here are some hot pics of the Gov we luv.

I like this one:

Frank Lombard is an evil man. His online profile description “perv fam fun”

He and his partner, adopted a kid, Frank says on the ‘net he did sexual things to the kid, then Frank offers someone on the ‘net a turn at the kid.

Frank is bad. The jury is out on Frank’s partner, but the stupid lefty ‘commune’ loser community is bad too.

It’s called Eno Commons on Indigo Creek Trail. A reporter went in to get some story mojo, and the neighbors chased the press out. When your neighbors protect you for raping your own kids, you know those folks are loyal.

So drop by 24 Indigo Creek Trail and give them the finger for free speech. It’s easy to find on Google maps and they seem kind of socially retarded up there, so here’s a sign you can plant in their hood:

Here’s a link to Eno Commons Cohousing.

Outside of being a weirdo lefty dork, Frank was involved in one of these “liberal” churches. You know, the kind that don’t get into all those boring issues like the Evangelicals do. When Frank was busted, the Episcopal Church of the Advocate wiped him off the vestry with no statement.

Oops! Here’s Frank on this early download of the PDF. Stop by and give these losers a sign too.

Here’s some more stuff on Frank:

Facebook screen shot

His Duke Univeristy bio

The affidavit - DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN NORMAL

Sometimes when something gets posted, you have an instinct about the subject. TRN must have had a crystal ball laying around last year:

Liberals gearing up for the 2008 Election will throw everything at the public to turn this into 1974 all over again. They want Americans to hate our Intelligence community, hate President Bush and most of all they want us to hate our Spec Ops. They will turn the sacrifice of unsung heroes into nightmarish stories of rouge assassins and torturers.

This is the change you can believe in.

The Rude Dog here, and I am posting late at night, totally winging it. No jokes, no two-dozen windows open to research a post or steal pictures to mangle in photoshop. Just me posting late at night and waxing philosophical like a drunk who says “I love you man.”

Watching the people of Iran get beaten and shot in the street has been unreal. I have spent plenty of time on Twitter and that Twazzup.Iran thing and it has been amazing to watch history unfold. Amazingly tragic mostly, as the West has averted it’s eyes from their plight. This plight has been talked about by the left as the results of Obama’s stupid Cairo speech that had the history all wrong. The Fearless Reader inspired Iran you say? I say it has something to do with Iran’s more primitive neighbor having free elections before they do. I say Iranians can’t believe that backwards neighbor of theirs got democracy before they did. So the youth turned out for the new guy, and the Mullahs cheated and the kids said “F**k it! I’m gonna fight for my future!” and they went to the street in droves, got beat, got shot, threw rocks and Twittered their asses off.

They were inspired, and they begged for Obama to back them on Twitter. Obama wavered and still looks pretty shaky, but the left took this to mean Iran wanted Obama. Nope. Iran wanted America. And that neighbor with the free elections next door? That’s Iraq. America gave Iraq those free elections with the blood of thousands soaking the ground and the Iranian’s know it. They didn’t want us to invade on their behalf, they just wanted a thumbs up, but the President, with his fly-killer hands, couldn’t get them out of our pockets fast enough.

Now, who made Iraq free? Well America did of course. President George W. Bush did too. In fact, all of the work in Iraq, even today, is Bush’s work. That’s why Obama kept Gates, in case the whole thing turns to crap. Then Obama doesn’t own it and he can blame Bush and the ‘Bush guy’ he held over. That’s the beauty of Bush, he was so damn tough. Now he did do stuff that infuriated his supporters, like spending, the borders, the first stupid bailout, there was more but I forget right now. On those meat and potatoes issues like the war however, it is obvious after this last six months that he was awesome. In my most jingoistic opinion, Bush conquered Iraq and kept it, something Alexander the Great couldn’t do. Many lives were lost, but that is the horror of war, and comparing it to the adventures undertaken by Democrat Presidents that threw men into walls of machine guns and jungles full of Russian and Chinese supplied commies, Bush’s total skull crushing victory over Saddam was indeed one of the greatest military exploits in American history. In fact, Bush was so bold, that after Saddam’s brutal son’s were slain and Saddam himself was captured, Bush said to the leftists of the world, “Kiss my ass, were gonna stay in Iraq, rebuild it for the people, and fight every radical Jihadist who wants to come in here.” They came, and the greatest military the world has ever seen laid them low. Now they wait for us to leave the major cities in Iraq, so they can test the new forces and try to scare the people into submission. God save them if Obama does for Iraq what he did for Iran. Bush, would simply say “mistakes were made” and “it’s hard work” and the war machine would move back in and start fresh. Just like Fallujah, just like the surge, just like Bush.

The people in Iran wanted that attitude from Obama, and he couldn’t pull the trigger. Not only has he wimped out on Iran, but Obama is using every f**king tool Bush and Cheney used after trashing them for two years and riding into the White House in a sliver carriage. Well it’s midnight asshole and your sliver carriage is a pumpkin, your horse pulling it is an ass, and if the shoe fits you have to wear it.

Obama, you came in a princess, dazzled the world, banished your useless VP to the playroom, increased unemployment, grew the welfare roles, seized banks, seized car companies, lost the ones you didn’t seize, freed terrorists by bribing tiny governments, passed numerous bills without reading them as long as they contain your Saul Alinsky talking points, renegged on your ‘posting the bills online’ promise, killed two pirates but pussed out on the pirates cove, said Iran the murderous regime, should be allowed to build nuclear, no nookular, power, held your dick as N. Korea set off nuke after nuke, gave China a 100% pass on Darfur, left Bush’s AFRICOM to languish until you realized bad guys are actually bad (except for your precious Odinga) and that we shouldn’t let Russia and China conquer Africa, backed the commie in Honduras who is trying to install himself ala Chavez, and now…

Now you are too scared to board a ship that might contain weapons or evidence of weapons being transported by the nuclear empowered North Koreans. (All right I’m moving back into third person now.)

Bush would move to board them, have to listen to Bill Maher cry about it, John Stewart joke about it, debate Obama and Pelosi about it, lose the academic debate, not give a sh*t, board the ship, find nothing and free the sex slaves. Instead we have mewling bitch who thinks he is on a throne of gold and has confused himself for King Midas. He is a king with special powers all right, everything he touches turns to crap.

Two articles have inspired this mental barfing. One is old, by Joe Klein of Time magazine. He savages Bush in late November of ‘08. Obama has won, and the left’s claws come right back out after a brief hiatus to bolster electability. Klein oozes what every left leaning turd you know takes for gospel, saying that Bush didn’t understand markets, freedom, or prosperity for the middle class. He actually said he never considered the complexity of the cultures he was invading. Yeah, like Washington D.C., a place where we now know Bush was indeed an alien, unlike his autocrat successor, who enjoys declaring from his ivory tower. An autocrat Klein praises. We are still waiting on those 2.5 million jobs Obama was talking about. Perhaps he left out that three times that must be lost first?

The other article is current, and the tone is so much less arrogant it would be funny if we weren’t all jobless and economically shell-shocked. It’s a shameless Machiavellian cheerleading piece by Michael Crowley. It’s a total damage control piece. Why damage control for the greatest President since FDR? Because he got two tough questions, and he got upset that he was asked tough kwesh-chuns poor wittle messiah…

…wait a second, that was it? Two little questions that aren’t; “Mister President, uhh, whats yourr favorite flavor of ice cream?” or “Mister President, umm like, what enchants you the most about being our Fearless Reader?” and this guy is off his game? I think I see that insiders have been talking. I think that little fly he killed had a brother, and that little bastard talked, alot. I think each night as David Axelrod retrains Obama on the next days talking points, Rahm Emmanuel paces the floor figuring out the best way to ram through the next turd bill. Hillary tells Bill that “we still got a shot in ‘12″  while Michelle Obama and Joe Biden both cry themselves to sleep over their perceived uselessness. Other Democrats fear Michelle and Joe wanting to be involved in the decisions, which is all making Barack Obama’s pot addled short term memory-less brain  start to crack.

I think the fly told who writes the crap on the teleprompter. The stuff that Americans think are the original thoughts of the O-bot and the receivers of this information said “Oh sh*t, we gotta pull him through. Get the press some stimulus money and shut them up.”

And that’s the way it is. We got a President who is in over his head Carter Woodrow Wilson-style, fed to us by a press full of seething hate, then euphoria and now bitter disappointment looming on the horizon.

From kicking Bush in the nuts to damage control for FDR II in six months, liberals celebrated the defeat of the GOP, but the GOP didn’t bet their future a disciple of Marxist theology with heart full of jealousy and a thirst for a sycophantic press. We bet it on a war hero and a lady governor who liberals ridicule even to this day.

We see how gracious liberals have been in their victory over free markets and manifest destiny.

We won’t forget it. Ever.

The people of the West are unashamedly backing the Iranian citizens who demand freedom.

They are dying for freedom.

While our leaders vacillate and wring their hands, and the U.N. refuses to hold Iran’s despots accountable, it is an encouraging  sign to see that the peoples of Western civilization, are supporting those who yearn for freedom. After Iran, they should focus on another country, one being smothered by autocratic dementia, the United States.

Atlas Shrugs, as has been the case has been for over two weeks, has the best Iran coverage anywhere.

Seeing that political science is being thrust upon us, it’s time to revisit some oldies:

This has to be fake… it isn’t.

Dude, it’s like Lord of the Rings, Russian’s are forming Nigaz:

• As well as forming Nigaz, Russia is keen on developing a trans-African pipeline to transport Nigerian gas to Europe.
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Russian’s are crazy for doing this, but damn, how desperate are the Nigerians?

“What’s the name? Oh Oka… wha- What’s that?”

The article continues:

• Sergei Novikov, a spokesman for Rosatom, Russia’s state-run civil nuclear energy agency, said the Nigaz deal would lay the foundations for building nuclear power reactors in Nigeria.
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What future headlines are possible?

Nigaz takes over Exxon

Radio host fired for making jokes about Nigaz

Website shutdown for making jokes abou… 404 page not found

219-212, you rat-bastard, moderate turncoats! It is obvious America does not want this garbage bill.

The following list are of losers to be run out of American politics. These are the ultimate sellouts, the Vichy Republicans:

Mary Bono Mack - California 45th District

Mike Castle - Delaware

Mark Kirk - Illinois 10th District

Leonard Lance - New Jersey 7th District

Frank LoBiondo - New Jerset 2nd Distrct

John McHugh - New York 23rd District

Dave Reichert - Washington 8th District

Chris Smith - New Jersey 4th District

Damn every Benedict Arnold one of you.

Here is a dossier from Left Coast Rebel on these future ex-politicians.

UPDATE: State Sen. David Hoyle said the state should collect sales tax on Internet sales just like it would for a brick-and-mortar store transaction.

BS! Regular stores are on the power grid, the water and sewer system, take up space and some even have an environmental impact. State Senator David Hole wants to tax the ‘net, just because it is there.

If it moves, tax it.

Go tell Hoyle to get the hell out of our wallets. David.Hoyle@ncleg.net

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Look at the liberals in NC making a grab for Internet taxes:

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• We are writing from the Amazon Associates Program to notify you that your Associates account has been closed as of June 26, 2009. This is a direct result of the unconstitutional tax collection scheme expected to be passed any day now by the North Carolina state legislature (the General Assembly) and signed by the governor. As a result, we will no longer pay any referral fees for customers referred to Amazon.com or Endless.com after June 26. We were forced to take this unfortunate action in anticipation of actual enactment because of uncertainties surrounding the legislation’s effective date.
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The email of doom for NC bloggers continues on, but you get the idea. We are in a struggle between the government scumbags stealing more taxes, and the private citizen who might make $3.00 extra dollars a MONTH.

TRN told you droolers out there that liberals wanted to tax the ‘net, but all you losers could do was drool “chay-unj” and pull the lever for ‘not Republicans’ because MTV and Comedy Central told you so.

Told ya so. Yay liberalism:

Internet will be taxed by liberal policies

Congratulations America!

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful snow princess. Her smile reflected the sunlight off the snow, and her warmth radiated through her upbeat and tenacious persona. Her name was Sarah.

Sarah the snow princess had a playmate, Linda the lumpy. Now poor Linda was not as pretty as Sarah, and this made her a jealous sort. She would connive and backbite and gossip on poor Sarah, and all the while she convinced herself she was the victim, because she made herself feel so small.

Now Sarah tolerated Linda’s quirks, as she had grown accustomed to jealous, catty girls over the years. She was used to them ridiculing her hair, and her voice, but soon they found something more their speed. Soon, the many jealous girls found the helpless baby Trig.

Ooh Sarah was cross that the jealous ones who ate too much would attack her baby boy. A call went out to the photoshop patrol to strike back at the lumpy Linda’s and all the other catty-bitch snack munchers, who giggle in the bluish glow of their monitors, over their greasy keyboards, until their mirth turns to sorrow, for the pathetic, lonely creatures that they are.

For who is the snow princess Sarah to have all the fun? Remember when Linda and Sarah would go to the Star Wars conventions together? Linda always got the bad costume:

All the boys were wowed by Sarah’s va va voomness, but lumpy Linda was always sulking, and would often slink off to console herself with ugly friends and an ice cream:

The End.

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The moral of the story is…

Even when scumbags like Crooks & Liars escape our attention, it does not mean you should use them as your moral compass. If you need the Internet to tell you that picking on babies is wrong, you should not be on the Internet at all.

Via No Sheeples Here

Via Conservatives4Palin