Of course, the way things are going in medicine today, 55% of the people walking around are autistic, and the numbers keep climbing. I see a lot of them on my daily commute. They drive like sh*t and scream out the window, but its okay, they are autistic. In fact, you can’t say sh*t about my writing, because I am autistic. I was also diagnosed with ADD when I was little, so f**k you!
My dog runs away when I let her out, she must be autistic. She never sits still and jumps up on everyone, because she has ADD, or ADHD or ABC…
I know people so socially retarded that I am now relieved to know they have autism. I mean, I just thought they were oversensitive dweebs living in virtual worlds, but now modern medicine has enlightened me that they are mentally ill.
That’s good. Now I can just say they are crazy.
