Liberalism forces the afflicted to celebrate diversity while being colorblind but enforcing affirmative action polices while working for change but never changing affirmative action policies.
The impossibility of colorblindness and equality, while giving extra rights and preferences to darker skinned peoples, can only be reconciled in the liberally afflicted mind.
This syndrome has lead to demands for drive through braille menus and a crackdown on radio broadcasters making deaf jokes.
- “I am tired of seeing this discrimination everywhere I look.” said Richard Blinker, a blind attorney who specializes in making street signs more usable to blind drivers.
- “It’s good to hear that the FCC will force more radio broadcasters to accommodate the deaf.” said I. Kent Heerit, advocate for Equality Broadcasting.
Any challenging questions or contentious disagreement with the afflicted, leads them to feel attacked and to divert attention from the challenge they were presented with to focus on hurt feelings over personal attacks. If this fails they will call their challengers racist.
Aside from frivolous advocacy, the Liberalism disorder may receive special attention from an Obama administration. The Democratic candidate proposed to make a new cabinet position, Secretary of Inferior Complexes, to oversee the most grievously afflicted Americans. Dr. Ken Halpuzall is on the short list for consideration.
Other brain development disorders associated with Liberalism;
DUM Syndrome (Deficiencies Understanding Morality) - Primarily affects left leaning citizens who rail against the “religious right” and other perceived super oppressors. They also see nothing wrong with not raising their own children while simultaneously telling you what a bad parent you are.
The primary symptom seems to be relativism.
Assburglars - Similar to asperger’s but with a homoerotic twist. In light of no real scientific proof being brought forth to explain the homosexual explosion, a mental syndrome has been offered to extend their legal rights.
