From the bowl of The Rude Dog: Update

Senator Ted Stevens- Ted Stevens may be going down the Internet tubes.

Ted Stevens has led an amazing American life. A decorated WW2 Veteran who supported the Flying Tigers, later became a lawyer and then a United States Senator. This is where we start going downhill.

Teddy was a moderate Republican like the kind who cause so much trouble today. He vasilates on abortion, global warming, builds bridges to nowhere and knows jack diddly about the Internet.

Instead of being the anti-net neutraility poster boy, a conservative would be encouraging a whole private industry of family friendly Internet browsers.

He has been caught with his political pants down as accusations of “favors,” which means bribes, have surfaced.

Last but not least, he is at best careless about his financial dealings. Many of these money scandal cases are just dog and pony shows for Democrat votes, but Republicans should not make it easy for the asses.

Senator Bob Corker- Good old Bob. It would have been a difficult decision to put Bob on the list, but he attacked the Tennessee Republicans for making an ad about Michelle Obama’s gaffes. That made it easy, thanks Bob! Hey Bob, why don’t you sit this one out. You are a member of the worst congress in American history. Stop taking your lead from John McCain and act like a right winger. To be a right winger means you stand up for tough choices and don’t try to be popular by attacking conservatives like liberals do. It also means you don’t vacillate on abortion depending on what election cycle you are in. In your case we will make an exception and terminate your career in its first trimester.

Vito Fossella – Vito has done some good things, but now he has screwed the pooch. Actually, the Lt. Colonel. Taking lessons from the Ted Kennedy School of Driving is a bad move. Having babies outside of your own marriage is for Jesse Jackson.

Someone mentioned him as “Vino” Fossella.

“Vito, you broke my heart.”

Senator Larry Craig – This guy should have been forced to quit when he was pulled out of an airport hopper playing George Michael.

A Senator who looks for meat treats in a public bathroom is not resourceful enough. Even worse is the alleged story of him flashing his Senate ID to the cop and saying “What do you think of that?” I think you’re fired Larry.

Tony Zirkle – This man went to Hitler’s birthday party. No, for real, he did. He was at Hitler’s birthday party. See;

Now, I want to know, how the hell did he know where Adolf’s B’day bash was? Look at those cardboard letters on the front of the table, that proves these dudes are psychos. Think about it, some Nazi went straight to the supermarket, right after leaving the airport bathroom. He cruised the aisle looking for birthday decorations that might have been pleasing to the Fuhrer. Then he bought some Nazi logo balloons at the local “SS Express” and tied them in bunches around the neighborhood with arrows signs saying “This way to Hitler’s B’day!”

I must repeat the initial question, how did he know where this was?

The Right must come down on them like Eliot Spitzer on a white banker. These freak shows cannot be allowed to generate any press except for the stories about their political demise.

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