Call Umbrella, ’cause we got a cop in Miami who ready to sign up and shoot some zombies.
A naked dude in Miami was eating another naked dudes face, according to the story linked above. This was found of course on Drudge, like all things that matter.
I am going to blame President Obama for this because I want to. Between this, the Speedway Bomber stuff and recent talk of troubles in Iran, it is clear we have returned to the seventies. Thanks, liberals.
So, zombies on South Beach are officially the administration’s fault. It will all be covered in a forth coming book titled “The Obambie Apocalypse” or something like that.