Bernann Mckinney had sold her house to pay $50,000 for a clone of her pooch and now we are told she kidnapped a Mormon missionary years ago and made him a sex slave. See the kind of people that are into cloning? Fooking weirdos.
She was actually Joyce McKinney, back then in 1977, when she handcuffed the young Mormon to her bed and enslaved him. Now, I think the dogs were a test run. If this story didn’t break, this broad would have shown up in six months with a hundred grand and a toenail of her former slave, guaranteed.
While I appreciate the scientific achievment here with the dogs, its time for the scientists to spend five minutes with their clients and type their names into Google.
C’mon white coats, how hard is it to do?
List of names scientists should not accept as cloning clients:
Charles Manson
Cher (Unless I get a copy too)
Madonna (Unless I get a younger, non-yogafied edition too)
Jack the Ripper
Clay Aiken
Spongebob
The crazy sex slave lady with the dead dog.
