You can wake up with their token moderate Republican, who waffles and plays at taking tough positions.
There’s the smart-mouthed hack in his gangster suit and metro-sexual glasses.
And don’t you forget that lovable, loyal old dog, begging for scraps off of the hack’s table. He’s my favorite one. He used to have the hottest political talk show a decade ago, but now the powers that be have set him aside like an old toy.
Now they claim they have no agenda, but we know thats a silly line. Naming a rival network host “Worst Person In The World” more times than Osama Bin Laden, reveals your agenda.
Fortunately for all of America, this formulaic, contrived excuse for a news channel is showing some cracks in it’s facade. The peacock is ripping its own feathers out in distress as it’s President, Phil Griffin, tries to spin some damage control.
