Jihad Bear - Jihad Bear is at the front lines killing filthy Zionist Bears everywhere. Peace be upon him!
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Sharia Bear - Sharia Bear is properly clothed, otherwise she will be stoned to death.
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Scare Bear - Scare Bear has many hats. Sympathizer, Talking Head and even Film Producer. Whether its phony protests, fighting cartoons, blaming Israel or filming atrocities for Allah, Scare Bear is ready to indulge the Western media.
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Barrister/Attorney Bear - The #1 CAIR Bear. This little guy has copied other victim hustlers and has built an industry using our Western values against us. Allah hu Ackbear!
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Ayatollah Bear - Ayatollah Bear is greatly exalted for his issuing of death-fatwas upon infidels.
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Dhimmi Bear - Dhimmi Bear gets to pay Jizya to his respective Islamic Government. Historically in the U.S., we know Jizya as “protection money” paid to the Siclilian Sharia.
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Mohammed Bear - Mohammed Bear fools all the other Bears (except Dhimmi Bear who is forced) into believing he is Holy. His followers go on to continually divide and harass the world while claiming to be victims. What a tricksey Bear he is!
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Hostage/Snuff Bear - Comes with removable head so you can act out all those films directed by Al-Jazeera!
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Likud Bear - part of the “Evil Zionist Collection” Likud Bear defends his very Small part of the toy box against all the other CAIR Bears, and usually wins. Shalom Bitches!
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Islam (and the comments from the first CAIR Bears) allows Christian Dhimmi to join the Jizya party!
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President Boosh Bear - “Evil Zionist Imperialist Mastermind” Which should be obvious with such oratory as “Is our cubs learning?”, “You’re working hard to put food on your family…” and “…where wings take dream.”
Love him or hate him, you must admire President Boosh Bear for not giving a crap what any bear thinks. You will be invaded.
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Water Board Bear - Water Board Bear thinks Imperialists are mean for giving him an aggressive bath! He only murders, rapes and makes roadside bombs. You naughty Crusaders!
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Martyr Bear/Suicide Bear (Homicide for Fox fans) comes with a button. “Allah-Hu Ackbear” Boom! Shipped from China for oil contracts. (Lead nose and eyes guaranteed)
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Al Jazeera Bear - Al-Jazeera Bear really is objective. Okay you can stop laughing now.
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Honor Killing Bear - Poor Honor Bear is brutalized because the men in her life are insecure and jealous fairies. They take out their failure to defeat Western powers on the bodies of their girls and women.
Peace be upon Honor Bear.
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Club Gitmo Bear - He has a snazzy jumpsuit, Quran & a non-alcoholic cocktail. The ACLU’s favorite client and a major cause celeb. For some reason, every-time we see him we hear violin music…
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Jizya Bear -(American version: IRS Bear) Jizya Bear is hot to collect your Jizya!
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Imam Hamza Bear - Imam Hamza Bear! Peace be upon him. Hamza Bear decries the evils of Western democracy from Finsbury Park while selecting young men to blow up buses.
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Mullah Bear - Mullah Bear comes with “love cub” so he can be a pederast ‘round the clock.
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Royal Saudi Bear - Owner of Citigroup and financier of CAIR. He wants to relinquish his throne, really. (Comes with Muslim Piggy Bank)
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ACLU Bear - An “Evil Zionist” Bear even if he doesn’t know it. Although an unwitting servant of Jihad, ACLU Bears heart is in the right place. It’s just that his brains are in his butt, so most of his ideas are crap.
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Abu Ghraib Bear - Abu Ghraib Bear is here to get your sympathy after a night of roadside bombing.
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Ahmadinejad Bear - Constantly threatens war and supplies terrorists around the globe. Scared out of nuclear production by President Boosh Bear in 2003. (I am sure they stopped. I saw it on Al Jazeera.) Treated better at American Universities than most Conservatives and has State of the Art Gay-dar to keep Iran Straight!
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Hamas/PLO Bear - He has many roles. After kidnapping Zionist children, he will run home and cry for western cameras in front of a house being bulldozed. Never mind the rockets launched out of the backyard. Works hand in hand with Al Jazeera Bear.
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Nobel Prize Bear - Yep it’s true. If you chop up and blow up enough Zionists you will get a Nobel.
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Fatwa Bears . Fatwa bears are part of the “Evil Zionist Collection.” Fatwa Bears can be innocent tourists or aid workers who are lashed and beaten for unintentional mistakes. They can also be hot-blooded and fearless activists, who grow in number each time Jihad Bears attack.
Got Fatwa?
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Hashshashin/Fedayeen Bear- Recalling the glorious tradition of assassination that Islam still practices today! All Assassin Bears will kill your other infidel toys. Watch out!
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Saddam Bear - Saddam Bear should not be here as we are told over and over again he was not Muslim, he hated terrorists, he had nothing to do with 9-11 or Zarqawi and never mind those President Saddam Hussein Grants paid via the Palestine Investment Bank ..blah blah blah…
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Atheist Bear - “Part of the Evil Zionist Collection” but he doesn’t want to be. - Atheist Bear is an unwitting servant of Islamic domination. He is obsessed with attacking Christianity first and afraid of confrontations without a lawyer. Atheist Bear is constantly telling all other Bears how f^*#&*@g smart he is for not believing anything. If he is so smart, Atheist Bear can make himself. (Not available. Refuses to be created. Waiting for him to evolve.)
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Janjaweed Bear - Janjaweed Bear continues the slaughter in Africa long after Hollywood celebrities become bored with it. With Khartoum’s weapons and China’s oil money behind him, Janjaweed bear will mow down all those filthy infidels! Peace be upon Janjaweed Bear!
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Hezbollah Bear - Practices “Defensive Jihad” which means the “destruction of Israel.” An adroit carnographer, Hezbollah Bear loves to display dead cubs for westerners to cry over while they blame Israel. Allah hu AckBear!
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Osama Bear Laden
A onetime mastermind of diabolical attacks against the greatest institutions of the West, he has now declared Jihad against evil western cartoons.
He occasionally appears on AL-Jazeera to give college students talking points and he is now looking for employment as a college professor to teach “Foreign Policy Ethics.” Several Universities have extended offers to him.
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Thanks to all the readers, posters and blogs out there who had the balls to force CAIR Bears on the World.
Special thanks to Neal Boortz. Go to Neals Nuze.
December 2nd, 2007 - 9:09 am
That is too funny. CAIR bears, I love the name. Keep up the good fight.
December 2nd, 2007 - 2:08 pm
“Sharia Bear is properly clothed, otherwise she will be stoned to death.”
Oh wait… I can see her ears, they are exposed….. get your stones ready!!! LOL
Love all of your bears. Very clever!
Pam
New York
God Bless America
December 3rd, 2007 - 8:38 am
i love it
December 3rd, 2007 - 9:07 am
Variation on an old ditty.
“Old folks, young folks, everybody come.
Join the Muslim Sunday school and have a lot of fun.
Be sure to check you body bombs and cutters at the door
and you’ll hear some Koran stories that you never heard before.”
December 3rd, 2007 - 9:26 am
Absolutely WONDERFUL!! Keep up the great work, and when will these bears be available to purchase? I want the whole set!!!
tomh
Corvallis OR
God Bless America!!
December 3rd, 2007 - 9:41 am
Where’s the infidel Teddy Bear with his head cut off?
December 3rd, 2007 - 9:56 am
You need a Christian Dhimmi bear, too! (Actually, it should be first.) Otherwise, people might think only Jews are dhimmi, while actually the vast majority of current Americans would be, were Sharia enacted here.
Just a hoot, though. Expect a fatwa within the hour. Don’t hide behind me.
December 3rd, 2007 - 10:04 am
Uh Oh, you named one of the bears Mohammed.
Now your web site will be flogged.
December 3rd, 2007 - 10:32 am
I love them! Where can I get a Mohammed Bear? I dare the radicals to come to my house and try to give ME 40 lashes!
December 3rd, 2007 - 10:35 am
Where’s the Ahmadinejad Bear? You know, the crafty Bear who get’s to speak at the UN, then goes down to the World Trade Center site to pose for publicity shots! You could get him and the ‘Brolin’ Bear together to wish each other a ‘Happy 9-11′!
December 3rd, 2007 - 10:45 am
Found this link on the Boortz website. HILARIOUS! Are you actually going to sell these? ‘Cause I’d definitely buy one.
Someone needs to tell Michael Savage about these with his lawsuit.
Keep up the good work!!!!
December 3rd, 2007 - 11:01 am
They would make a fortune on a bear for each of Mohamed’s wives, concubines and favorite female slaves. Could this have been from where that famous number 72 comes? Four daughters and a number of “adopted” sons too.
December 3rd, 2007 - 11:04 am
good stuff. CAIR needs to piss off already. I enjoy the humor in these things. It’d be amusing if someone actually came out and made them.
December 3rd, 2007 - 11:38 am
After this all the bears in the world will have to go into hiding. A “fatwa” will be issued for their death for insulting Islam, the prophet Mohammad ,and Allah.Bears will now be on the endangered species list. LOL.
December 3rd, 2007 - 11:43 am
Beary clever!
Reminds me of this excellent satire of the “peaceful religion”:
http://www.akpress.org/2007/items/bookofmoe
December 3rd, 2007 - 11:48 am
Bwah-hah-hah-hahhh! Brilliant.
December 3rd, 2007 - 11:50 am
It is pretty funny, but if you think about it, its pretty scary to think there are people so brainwashed that they would want to kill someone over naming a bear Mohammed. And all in the name of the “religion of peace”.
December 3rd, 2007 - 11:50 am
Great bears! I want one for my grand-daugher. Are they for sale anywhere. Also suggest a line of three little pigs Muslim sausages (made from the flesh of infidels). Perhaps “rock” songs for people who want to stone immodest females . . . the possibilities are endless because the Muslim insanity is endless.
December 3rd, 2007 - 11:51 am
I must tell you, if this is shown to the wrong group of people you may have more orders than you can handle
All CAIR bears should include a self destruct button which when pressed shouts “Allah Hu Ackbar” and then explodes, taking its owner with it.
Amir
December 3rd, 2007 - 11:51 am
Great, but you guys forgot “Club Gitmo” bear!!!
December 3rd, 2007 - 11:53 am
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December 3rd, 2007 - 11:54 am
This is AWESOME! I’m so glad to see someone else with no respect for the idiocy of Islamo-facism. Thanks for the laughs!
Allah hug aCbear
December 3rd, 2007 - 12:04 pm
Are these for sale? I love scare bear.
December 3rd, 2007 - 12:07 pm
Too funny!!
December 3rd, 2007 - 12:18 pm
ROTFL!
Fatwahs issued in 5…4….3….2….1….
December 3rd, 2007 - 12:20 pm
This is great, Neal. If they got their burkas in a wad over the cartoons, this should really get them hot under the turban. I’m disappointed/surprised you didnt mention Michael Savage’s lawsuit against CAIR in your news headings. I cant wait for the outcome. It should really put cair in a tailspin.
Keep up the fight, that goes for you too America!
Mark
December 3rd, 2007 - 12:21 pm
Are they coming to a Walmart, Kmart, or corner dukka nearby; and at what price (not including the infidel tax?)?
I see a serious fundraising potential here right before the winter holidays aka Christmas, Hannukah, and perhaps even to be PC-the upcoming Hajr/pilgrimage season. Contraband or what; if elementary school children have a bring your bear to school day, will they be allowed or outlawed by dhimmi administrators; endless possibilities. Keep em coming!
December 3rd, 2007 - 12:22 pm
how much? do you have a package deal for the whole set? how about “assassin ” bear, a genuine islamic invention, allah bear, “off with their heads” bear with a real sword, and “defaced ” bear, another islamic first
December 3rd, 2007 - 12:27 pm
I saw this link from boortz.com and I am ashamed. Ashamed that you would create these bears without instructions on how to order them.
I welcome Rude Dog as my new overlord and I would like to subscribe to his newsletter
December 3rd, 2007 - 12:29 pm
To funny I would love to order one or all of them I cant chose which I love more!
December 3rd, 2007 - 12:31 pm
where’s the order button?
December 3rd, 2007 - 12:34 pm
Ok, this has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in years! LOL!
December 3rd, 2007 - 12:39 pm
Neal, you are the man! Becareful though, exposing Cair bear Mohammed’s name you will hated buy those of the peaceful, wonderful, caring, loving, sensitive, persecuted, poorly treated and misunderstood islamic faith.
December 3rd, 2007 - 12:39 pm
Why only Jews as dhimmi bears? Why not Christians too? After all they are all “protected” people of the book.
As for atheists, it would be a bear without its head. Jizya for atheists is a big “no-no”. LOL.
December 3rd, 2007 - 12:49 pm
This is great, thank you neal boortz for bringing this to our attention
December 3rd, 2007 - 12:53 pm
You filthy infidel pigs! No virgins for any of you! Sons of jackels, all of you!!! A poxy Jihad on all of you!!! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Ahmed the Executioner
December 3rd, 2007 - 1:02 pm
Where can I order a set? They’ll make a great collectors item for my great grand children to sell on Ebay someday.
December 3rd, 2007 - 1:23 pm
You are RIGHT ON THE MONEY! Especially the Dhimmi Bear, which has to pay protection money to the Sicilian Sharia.
I was disappointed, however, that you didn’t have a companion bear with a cross on it. After all, we Christians are also the People of the Book.
If you think about it, Islam is nothing more than organized crime on a VERY LARGE scale. Just like the Mafia, they give you three choices:
1. Be a member of the “family”.
2. Pay “protection money”.
3. “We keel you”.
December 3rd, 2007 - 1:29 pm
What a hoot!
So…..when will marketing begin? You might make some money at this.
December 3rd, 2007 - 1:37 pm
Other than the ubiquitous crack at my fellow Italians (Sicily eventually overthrew her Arab Muslim invaders / masters. Pray you will be up to that task someday in northern Eurabia land.) I found this to be a very clever CAIR BEAR display. Ridicule of and laughter at our joyless enemies, their idiotic ideology, and the lunatic behavior it spawns is indeed the best weapon of all.
December 3rd, 2007 - 1:39 pm
Absolutely love them! But where can I buy them?
December 3rd, 2007 - 1:44 pm
Where can I get one esp. the barrister/attorney bear?
Victor
Savannah, Ga.
December 3rd, 2007 - 1:53 pm
I think it’s awesome. Now, excuse me while I grab some popcorn and wait for the ‘politically correct’ charge in to assail this (and us).
December 3rd, 2007 - 1:57 pm
WONDERFUL!
Ridicule is one of our best weapons against the world’s most evil, backward ideology, islam.
December 3rd, 2007 - 2:08 pm
Awsome, I love it.
December 3rd, 2007 - 2:09 pm
Outstanding! Saw this on Boortz. You should actually create and sell these.
December 3rd, 2007 - 3:05 pm
I’d Buy one, heck may collect the whole set, and name each one “the Prophet Mohamed”. seriously I need a Jihad bear!
December 3rd, 2007 - 3:20 pm
lol verry good
December 3rd, 2007 - 3:43 pm
Send those Jihad Bears to Camp X-ray,Gitmo, ask a few questions and see what happens!
December 3rd, 2007 - 3:57 pm
So would the United States military, if our President possessed even a basic understanding of Islam.
December 3rd, 2007 - 4:00 pm
fantastic
December 3rd, 2007 - 4:03 pm
i want them all
December 3rd, 2007 - 4:08 pm
Would be great if you had a Sadam Bear, complete with accesories, or just a ROPE!… maybe a hood. You could even include his sons.
December 3rd, 2007 - 4:21 pm
I don’t have words to describe how really funny this is. Humor is a distinctly human quality because it appeals to the intellect’s understanding of absurdity. The person who invented this has an excellent mind-LOL.
December 3rd, 2007 - 4:28 pm
’bout time!!
Love them all.
Keep it up.
December 3rd, 2007 - 4:36 pm
Pat Smith
December 3rd, 2007 - 12:21 pm Are they coming to a Walmart, Kmart, or corner dukka nearby; and at what price (not including the infidel tax?)?
Nope. Walmart supports terrorists. They are making a stand alongside cair with JCPENNY, AT&T, OFFICE MAX, and a few other traitors to America.
Amir
All CAIR bears should include a self destruct button which when pressed shouts “Allah Hu Ackbar” and then explodes, taking its owner with it.
F**K OFF AMIR. You filthy Muslims deserve everything you get!
December 3rd, 2007 - 4:37 pm
How much is a set? It’ll make a great Christmas gift for the local mosque. Do you think they’ll mind me shipping them in the Honey Baked Ham box I’ve been saving for ‘em?
December 3rd, 2007 - 4:51 pm
In response to Person of the Book’s quote about the mafia:
Islam is more like a cancer.
What does cancer do? It enters a healthy host body (often because of the hosts own ignorance or neglect), and starts mutating the hosts cells to cancer cells. Any cells that don’t mutate die. The host becomes weaker and weaker until it finally succumbs, and cancer is victorious.
Sound familiar?
Change Cancer/Cancer cells to Islam
Change Mutating to Converting
Change host/host body to Country.
Change host cells to citizens
December 3rd, 2007 - 5:00 pm
I often wonder just how I would go about exlaining the many deep concepts of Islam to someone who hasn’t devoted much time to the study of this moronic ideology. Now I have the answer. CAIR Bears for Christmas! I’ll take 10 complete sets. Have you noticed the recurring theme here? WE WANT TO BUY THEM!!!!!
December 3rd, 2007 - 5:16 pm
Love your CAIR Bears.
I just hope things do not become too Grizzly for you.
December 3rd, 2007 - 5:25 pm
What a great idea. You should also get a line of gonad’s to supply Pres. Bush and other gonadless politicians. We need leaders in this country ,not the spineless money grubbing axx holes that call themselves leaders.
December 3rd, 2007 - 5:42 pm
Wonderful. You beat me to it nut your naming of the CAIR BEARS is much better than mine was.
Are these going to be for sale? Sorry to crash your site earlier…good crash tho, lots of visits.
Be safe!
December 3rd, 2007 - 5:58 pm
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December 3rd, 2007 - 5:58 pm
I wanna Mohammed piggy bank
December 3rd, 2007 - 7:00 pm
Gotta have them! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE make them for sale. I do a weekly cable TV show called “Islam Today” and NEED these to poke fun at Islam. Can we order them?
December 3rd, 2007 - 7:09 pm
You can mail the Sudanese Embassy in the US pictures of their favorite Prophet at this address:
support@embassyofsudan.org
December 3rd, 2007 - 8:20 pm
[...] wish these actually existed Too. Damn. Funny. (via Jihad [...]
December 3rd, 2007 - 8:32 pm
Since I am laughing out loud at the CAIR Bears, I’ve elected to stone myself.
December 3rd, 2007 - 8:37 pm
I love it……Here is another one Shite Bear with a pile of Shite on his head.
December 3rd, 2007 - 9:12 pm
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December 3rd, 2007 - 9:20 pm
I’ll take one of each, except Mohammad Bear; I need 6 of them.
One for a gift, one to keep; one for the dashborad, and three to take to the shooting range, along with a video camera.
Too bad you aren’t really selling these.
Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.
December 3rd, 2007 - 9:28 pm
Fatwa and Jihad upon the High Priest of the Church of the Painful Truth. Oh, and Belinda and Royal too!
December 3rd, 2007 - 10:36 pm
You absolutely must add another Bear:
This one is Banker Bear, he’s Arab Bear the one that just bought Citigroup Bank. The Bear that is the top guy and calls the shots in the West.
Perhpas he could appear with the white handkerchief tied with a square thingie on his head - and a gold lined robe.
December 3rd, 2007 - 10:53 pm
Praise Allah (F**k Allah) finally I have a Mohammed Bear to F**K and enjoy like a little boy in sand land.
December 3rd, 2007 - 10:56 pm
You’re sitiin’ on a gold mine!!! What a great sense of humor..we need more like this. I love Sharia Bear–but wait..I DO see her ears! Gasp! Merry Christmas.
December 3rd, 2007 - 10:57 pm
Yes,gotta love it !! How about a sympathy bear with two left arms that hugs the other bears and tells everyone that they really are cuddly and mean no harm.
December 3rd, 2007 - 11:09 pm
HAHA
December 3rd, 2007 - 11:16 pm
Best Bears!! Allah hu akbear!! What about a Mullah Bear or a Bare Mullah? Gotta get a Shiite Bear with whips tipped with metal so it all feels better and Baby Shiite Bear with a little knife to cut its bare head? Or the Imam Hamza Bear with one eye and one arm? Or a Sister Fistula Bear? Endless, the collection can be endless …
December 4th, 2007 - 1:21 am
Muslims suck. Hope they all die soon.
P.S. So does Scott Misus.
December 4th, 2007 - 1:33 am
I want a bear for CHRISTMAS
December 4th, 2007 - 1:34 am
I’m gonna name my dog Moe-hah-med.
December 4th, 2007 - 1:36 am
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December 4th, 2007 - 1:46 am
Hysterical - those damn ragheads oughta lightn up!
December 4th, 2007 - 3:05 am
I laughed so hard when I saw these adorable bears. Now that I am composed, I suggest that these be made available for sales asap. With one bird, we can stick it to the Islamists and keep a small segment of the economy going all at the same time. Sounds like a winner to me.
December 4th, 2007 - 3:09 am
For shame. Such reaction is ignorant, intolerant, fundamentalist extremists. Such ugly cultural responses. Worse than the minority of Islamic extremists.
December 4th, 2007 - 3:38 am
Hey Lyman White, are you talking about the comments or the CAIR Bears? “ugly cultural respnses?” “Worse than the Islamic Extremists?” I don’t think any of the folks commenting have made decapitation snuff films, blown themselves up in Israeli coffee shops, on English buses, Spanish Trains or the Kenyan Embassy. Have any of them recently stoned rape victims to death or called for the death of school teachers?
Are you serious? Culture me this.
I can’t tell if you are a man or a woman Lyman, but your mindset is indicative of those nursed on their father’s milk instead of their mothers.
December 4th, 2007 - 3:41 am
So when and where do these bear go on sale?
and Dswhat don’t insult your dog.
December 4th, 2007 - 5:16 am
Great! I wanna get the whole set as Xmas presents!
December 4th, 2007 - 5:20 am
Can I get two sets? And can you send to APO Afghanistan?
Also need information on a reseller’s license for these products. I’m sure the miliatary men and women stationed with me would love their own sets.
We’re not in Pak, but we can see it from here.
December 4th, 2007 - 5:48 am
Brilliant. You’d be a fool not to sell them….
December 4th, 2007 - 6:00 am
So funny!!!! But need to add 1 more ( Allah’s first name was Ar-Rahman )
And there should be more forthcomming after CAIR gets its due.
Never stop asking questions
December 4th, 2007 - 7:40 am
[...] See the other roles of Scare Bear and other CAIR Bears on The Rude News [...]
December 4th, 2007 - 7:42 am
Awesome…..im looking forward to a series with these little guys…
December 4th, 2007 - 9:28 am
LOOOOOL
December 4th, 2007 - 9:40 am
Saw this link on Neal Boortz site, Could not get through on the 3rd. came back today. AWESOME!
I want 2 sets. Please….
pretty please… Maybe 4 sets…complete sets…
love it.. keep up the good work, stay strong and stay safe. watch your 6.
December 4th, 2007 - 9:40 am
Geeze! I just blew coffee out my nose! Hysterical.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE sell them!!!
December 4th, 2007 - 9:58 am
You forgot the best one of all — Get an old man bear and a 9-year-old little girl bear. Dress him in a tux and her in a wedding gown. (You know where I’m going with this!)
For effect, you can get a little bitty bear, and put it in the hand of the little girl in the wedding gown.
We can’t leave dear Aisha out, can we, the greatest Dhimmi of them all!
December 4th, 2007 - 10:00 am
Funny, but puerile. The attack should be on the “politically correct” mind set that would silence criticism of this evil ideology called Islam. Please keep up the good work. Someone has to put the evil of this “religion” before the public. I feel disgusted upon seeing women with their Islamic dress in public because this is not, definitely not, a religious statement. It is a political statement that does not merit respect.
December 4th, 2007 - 10:01 am
Prayer Bear
A teddy that is in the prostrate position like a little baby sleeping. And it can come with it’s own prayer rug! Be sure to add a compass in the packaging!
December 4th, 2007 - 10:07 am
That was just too funny. The poor victims that continually attack and kill anyone that has it better than they do. Funny thing is you never see the leaders walkin the walk..they send others to do the dirty work..sounds kinda familiar doesn’t it. Anyway,whoever came up with the bears has done a good job..
December 4th, 2007 - 10:16 am
I bought a Mohammed Bear and just took delivery. I love the magic lamp packaging. I thought teaching my daughter to be sensitive towards other cultures would be a good thing.
I have one question - I placed the bear on the magic carpet (sold separately) and commanded him to fly around the room. It said some Arabic gibberish ran under my Christmas tree, lit a fuse in its foot and blew up my family room….. Now my lawyer wants to know who to sue.
December 4th, 2007 - 10:38 am
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December 4th, 2007 - 10:59 am
Love the bears! Wish I could purchase a “Sharia bear” to sit on my bookshelf next to “Mohammed bear” which I’ve ordered from cafepress.com.
Ridicule. Ridicule. Ridicule! You know that mockery is the thing Muslims hate MOST (they kill people over it).
December 4th, 2007 - 11:47 am
Great site as Muslim I think this is very appropriate. I think those Sudanese protesting must have been chewing too much Khat. They need to get life before calling for somebody elses death.
-peace
December 4th, 2007 - 12:09 pm
Too cool! My only beef is that there is nothing soft, cuddly, and fuzzy about Islam. Maybe find some ‘grizzly bear’ type stuffeds, y’know with teeth and claws–that’s real Islam!
Sell ‘em, yeah!
December 4th, 2007 - 12:13 pm
Intolerant? I have as much “tolerance” for islam as they have for me. NONE AT ALL. May Allah cause the beard to fall off every mullah and may all their offspring be sterile!
December 4th, 2007 - 12:35 pm
Wow, Jihad Bear even has an image of Mohammed on his vest…I hope the protesting-for-a-cartoon-image-of-Mohammed-but-not-Muslim-suicide-bombers-killing-other-Muslims protesters in the Middle East see that bear!!LOL
The image looks like a psychopathic Yosemite Sam.
December 4th, 2007 - 12:47 pm
[...] The CAIR Bears Are Here Although in the United States of America, a teddy bear may only be named “Teddy” in honor of our former illustrious President Teddy Roosevelt, see “Teddy Bear Lessons</a?,” in Muslim countries a teddy bear may be called by whatsoever name one chooses, as long as said chosen name is NOT “Mohammed.” For example, see “The CAIR Bears are Here.” [...]
December 4th, 2007 - 2:08 pm
These are great! But aren’t you missing a Mamma Bear with a string of tiny baby Jihadi bears? They could be wearing a diaper and holding a pacifier in one hand and a rifle or bomb in the other.
December 4th, 2007 - 2:58 pm
ya missed the guantamino bay bear with a cell and a quran on the toilet bowl.
December 4th, 2007 - 3:24 pm
Great I love them. It is time to take a stand against this Satanic/barbaric religion. It has nothing in common with our values and culture as Americans
December 4th, 2007 - 4:44 pm
In modern times, I have never seen a “religion” so violent against everything in life. Imagine if Jim Henson was alive today. Islam would have Bert and Ernie stoned to death. The European world better do something before were done as a global society. Some with the US. They have taken advantage of our religious freedoms. Time to kick Islam out of this country. Do you feel protected by the US government? Not me.
December 4th, 2007 - 4:58 pm
WEll I have been reading this holding my sides because they hurt so much. Noticing the one dissenting comment by Amir.I sit and ponder the ramifications. I wish this were to make the mainstream press. I remember not long ago people were pressed to abandon thier underwear sales with depictions of(mohamhead)—mispelled on purpose. Not the original sinner but one nontheless. All his wives and concubines. All the disrespect to women. I digress but I would like to make a motion. Out of respect fopr the bogus perpetuator of peace. I propose we all call out bathrooms and toilets “Mohamhead” I think it would be proper — since all the crap that came out of mohamheads mouth that we should flush it away.
Just think You can pray to the porcelin Mohamhead when u r sick even. The only drawback is all new bathrooms will have to be installed with the toilet facing Mecca. Sorry for infringing on the prior post but I have been thinking about this idea for a long time and finally found the right forum for expressing it. All people not remodeling thier bathrooms will be beheaded.
It is time the world really knows how evil my toilet is when it backs up.
December 4th, 2007 - 5:00 pm
I forgot to mention that i want a full set of the cairbears
December 4th, 2007 - 5:04 pm
I move we make an an anniversary edition before they have all strapped bombs to themselves. It will be box of fluffy teadybear remains. along with several virgin bears that are not included.
December 4th, 2007 - 5:12 pm
Greg,
Great idea about the toilets.
If you take a read through the satirical book I mentioned in a previous post, you’ll see that Moe Hamhead is both the author, and the object of abject devotion!
Now we just need a few CAIR Bear cartoons, maybe animated, lots of blood and explosions, etc…
December 4th, 2007 - 5:40 pm
I’m still laughing. My daughter just suggested we start a “Save the Cairbears campaign”. It has been rumored that many groups of Muslim slugs —oops I mean thugs have been plotting to kill the Cairbears. She says we should put devices inside that emit radiation when they are destroyed rendering the attacker sterile. That would deal with future generations of the faulty gene creating this wicked anomally.
(please excuse me I must go to the Mohammed)
I feel better now. Must have been some bad ham.
Sorry about so many posts but I just invented a new religion that requires me to post at least 8 times a day facing my toilet. I need help in naming it though. Maybe I need a second or third wife to help me relax while I think. Or maybe i shouold consult one of illigitimate female concubines-oh sorry that would be blasphemy asking a woman to help make decisions.
Oh no somebody is stoning my bear I’ll be back………..
December 4th, 2007 - 5:56 pm
Be back later I have to call a plumber— there is a Jihad in my bathroom.
By the way I still need advice in naming my new religion.
Five down and 3 to go — Think I will go find a Muzlim extemist site to post on.
I’m sure they will be interested in my viewpoint. If I could leave one of those shrill girly yells they do I would leave one here for all of you to enjoy.
The plumber is here—I must school him in my new religion so I won’t have to stone him.
December 4th, 2007 - 6:04 pm
I LOOOOVE it! I laughed my ass off. I hope you guys make MILLIONS!!
December 4th, 2007 - 6:19 pm
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December 4th, 2007 - 6:44 pm
Don’t people name their children Mohammed? I don’t get the fuss. Some people with the name are much more objectionable than a stuffed animal. Lighten up. I think John Lennon had it right in the song “Imagine”.
December 4th, 2007 - 6:46 pm
This is for Lyman—–BITE ME I think it was you that backed up in my toilet crying jihad. Satire cuts and hurts. It is not aimed at the flesh like the islamist extremists do. Rude Doge is right. I have never stoned a rape victim of even suggested it. I have never strapped a bomb to myself in an attemt to kill innocent people let alone praise one of my offspring for attempting or doing so. I do not force women to walk behind me or cover thier face. I do not hide behind the thin veil of peace saying the only way to peace is through accepting Islam as my own with physical threats backing it up. You are what they say —not playing with a full deck if you think they wouldn’t kill you if they got the chance.That is, if you are not muslim. And if they accidentally did , it would not bother them in the least. I do not understand your lack of logic and intelligence and thiers for that matter.
I drank too much soda I need to go to the mohammed—–later all
December 4th, 2007 - 7:44 pm
Awesome!
We want “Savage” bear! (as in Michael)…
December 4th, 2007 - 7:59 pm
DIRKA DIRKA DIRKA
AMERICA F*(K YEAH!
December 4th, 2007 - 9:06 pm
I WANT THE SET! Please manufacture these…
You should be SET for sales. All of my infidel friends will buy them en masse!!!!!
Thank you, Neal, for letting us know about CAIR Bears!
December 4th, 2007 - 10:23 pm
Brilliant.
December 4th, 2007 - 10:24 pm
LOL…..This is an insult to one of our geatest presidents….How about something like the Jihad suicide bomber Bear with a warning that parts are not sold spearately and can only be purchased in one piece…??
Does Sharia Bear come circumcized or not?
How about a convert-a-Bear kit for those Bears in need of accepting Allah (comes with scimitar attachment if Bear is unwilling to convert)
How about a Salman Rushdie Bear–always in hiding…
Do they come with their own prayer rugs???
December 4th, 2007 - 10:41 pm
I absolutely love them. Satire is great for releasing a minuscule amount of frustration, and at least we don’t blow people up that we disagree with. I’d love to see these on the shelf somewhere.
December 5th, 2007 - 1:26 am
At last the reality of this barbaric moron prophet and culture is portrayed as it is perceived by all of us INFIDELS.
Keep on educating the liberal left anf troofers, they will get the message eventually.
December 5th, 2007 - 1:36 am
Sir, I seriously want to purchase one. Specifically, I want to purchase a Mohammad bear. I know this started out as a gag, but I’d really like to purchase one.
Please let me know.
December 5th, 2007 - 2:44 am
Where is Little Aisha Bear? All the perverts would buy that one.
December 5th, 2007 - 5:38 am
I’d like a dhimmi bear - I assume he comes with a detachable head (incase he decides not to pay his jizya).
December 5th, 2007 - 7:34 am
Absolutely class!!!
Get me one of those scare bears!!
Hope no hardcore Islamic nutters see your site though!!
Nice one.
December 5th, 2007 - 8:06 am
Excellent…where does the line at “toys r us” form?
December 5th, 2007 - 8:55 am
How about a Crusader Bear, all dressed up to his infidel blue-eyeballs in armor, holding a huge sword (or tommy-gun) over the head of kneeling, supplicating Keffiyaheaded-Bear?
December 5th, 2007 - 9:27 am
I hope you are a fan of rock music, because tonight you shall meet the Stones.
May you die a slow, agonizing death in the name of Allah the Merciful, Peace Be Unto Him.
I just wonder at the market for an inflatable Love Mohammed.
December 5th, 2007 - 10:26 am
This is just so wrong! Please stop insulting the innocent bears.
December 5th, 2007 - 10:26 am
Fatwahs all round. You’ve all been bad - esp Greg, but hope you’re feeling better after a big Shiite on the porcelein mohammed. You’ll remember from your school days the famous saying; ‘All pipes lead to Mecca’, and thats where your two-ply quran paper is gently washed and recycled in accordance with the prophets environmental policies. Hope this doesn’t come across as disrespectful in any way.
December 5th, 2007 - 10:30 am
All this is quite funny, and profoundly racist.
December 5th, 2007 - 10:54 am
Should you ever wish to market and distribute these bears it might be safer to do so wholesale. Having said that, I could well find you a few very willing outlets here in the UK.
F**k the Muslims and the Jews too!
Hail Hitler, who was obviously right!!!
[The Rude Dog] Hey Sid, catch your breath man. The Jews are allright. The Muslims were brought up to date by Hitler, dude. Don’t be heiling him around here either, he was a douche. I might just make a hitler cair bear…
December 5th, 2007 - 11:00 am
Greg, Why not name your new religion Insane? We, the believers could hold meetings up Shiite Creek on Fridays, and call ourselves Muslamics. Lets see… we’ll need a one true prophet.
Another order of bears please. The first lot self-destructed for some strange reason.
December 5th, 2007 - 12:03 pm
Excellent. Best laugh I have had in years. I actually believe there would be a market for them.
December 5th, 2007 - 12:25 pm
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December 5th, 2007 - 3:29 pm
Any way those teddy bears could have strings you pull where you get a saying from the Quran, like, oh, “the sun was found setting in a murkey spring”, or, “the sun runneth to a resting place”, or, from the Hadith, “the sun has to ask permission of Allah to rise again”? Although supposedly from an “inferior, weak, Shia Hadith”, the Ayatollah bear could say, when the string is pulled, “One hour of deep contemplation is worth more than sixty years of worship”, OR, “the rank of the man who is silent is better than sixty years of worship”.
December 5th, 2007 - 3:57 pm
If you guys get the chance Jeff Dunham (the comedian has a good bit on terrorists with his Achmed the dead terrorist bit on his latest dvd.
If I could figure out how to combine Islam and Insane into one word (wait they mean the same thing) that would be the new religion Insanelam.That’s it and i do like the meetings at Shiite Creek. Everyone must bring toilet seats and quran paper. I realize that porcelin Mohameds are difficult to tote around. The official shirt of the “movement” will be a t-shirt with the porcelin Mohamed on it with a giant turd hanging out over the edge. The slogan on it will probably read “keep feeding the machine”. The name Mohamed will be clearly marked on the Mohamed. And like AA meetings everyone will be required to stand and profess thier belief and how the porcelin Mohamed has helped them in thier lives and time of need. Swirlies will be given to unbelievers if they do not convert by the end of meetings
Since I am the founder I will be accept your admiration and will be supplied with my quran paper by my loyal subjects. None of that cheap stuff either. Feel free to declare a Jihad in the privacy of your own homes. Metamucil or Ex-lax will be handed out during meetings so you too can offer your contribution to Mohamed before you leave. You will have a personal seat with you so health issues will not rear thier ugly faces.
May Allah bless you and your Mohamed
December 5th, 2007 - 4:12 pm
Funny funny stuff.
found out about this on TROP, http://www.thereligionofpeace.com
Count me on those meetings… brb, gotta go take a shiite
December 5th, 2007 - 4:21 pm
LOL
creative and intelligent !!!
hahahaha……..
December 5th, 2007 - 5:33 pm
Francesco Pregliasco
December 5th, 2007 - 10:30 am All this is quite funny, and profoundly racist…”
Incorrecto Francesco!
Islam, is NOT A RACE! It is a cult-like religion of fanatics that has people of all “races” under its spell!
December 5th, 2007 - 6:04 pm
Another martyr Bear please. My first one was not content to march around with deep meaningful theological slogans on his placards, so I made the mistake of packing his E-belt with nails and explosives (not sold in stores), and he now he’s missing. There is a lot of stuffing and fluff spread around the room, and I have noticed some of my Smurf collection is missing. Think he left this video for his family…
December 5th, 2007 - 6:50 pm
Muslims are such pussy’s. They hide behind women and children, they kill people who are tied up and helpless and on top of it all the double standard of “tolerance” is so much bullshit it makes one mohamed. I refuse to capitalize a barbarian name. Guess you won’t sell the bears because the muslims will place a bounty on your head. Oh Francesco, racist? I think not. . .whenever you liberals can’t argue a point with rational thought, you play the race card, victimization and lack of tolerance. Grow up and by the way. . .EAT ME
[The Rude Dog] Kenn, I am indeed inquiring about quotes to produce the bears. On 12/6 AM I will have in my hands the first quote for t-shrits of each bear and “Teddy Bears” themselves. The shirts will be easy. The bears a little tougher. I think to re-produce a bear that looks like these might be pricey, but I will be finding out soon enough. I am not looking to make much of a profit on the stuff, so it will be reasonably priced. Most likely I will have a few bears for Ebay(thinking charity auctions) that look like the pics and some lesser bears that are more affordable.
Like I said I will know more tomorrow. As for a price on my head, I can’t wait. I want a Fatwa issued against me more than anything. To see these idiots issue a fatwa against a cartoon dog website is my dream. I want what Salman Rushdie has. Give me my fatwa you Jihad fairies.
December 5th, 2007 - 7:26 pm
OMFG that’s some funny shit!!!!!
December 5th, 2007 - 7:40 pm
That teacher who named the classroom bear “Mohammad”, did so in a Christian school. Why hasn’t anyone asked if she was trying to convince the students that Islam is nice and cuddly?
I would really like to know why she named a bear in a Christian class room a Muslim pushing name.
Well, for whatever reason she did it, she sure found out that Islam is NOT nice and cuddly.
Debra J.M. Smith
InformingChristians[.com]
December 5th, 2007 - 10:30 pm
Does a Cair Bear shiite in the woods?
December 5th, 2007 - 11:37 pm
Dhimmi bear could sport some other infidel symbols beside the Jewish Star of David - such as a cross, the Asian symbol of yin-yang, etc., because Jews aren’t the only dhimmis who cave in to muzzie demands.
December 6th, 2007 - 12:28 am
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December 6th, 2007 - 8:15 am
Debra J.M. Smith wrote:
“Well, for whatever reason she did it, she sure found out that Islam is NOT nice and cuddly.”
Perhaps you listen to some of her comments after being released.
FACE
December 6th, 2007 - 9:35 am
Brilliant…… I want to buy them all!!!! Seriously, these need to be produced!!!!
December 6th, 2007 - 9:58 am
Hey Francesco,
“Race” is not an issue. What a mouthpiece for the addled you are. Typical leftist, p.c.-conditioned, cowardly twat.
“Islam” is a form of circular reasoning that can not deal with the real world effectively. It is culturally retarded, and it leads to retarded reasoning and retarded cultures. “Retarded” in the sense of frozen or limited in development and potential, and “retarded” in terms of generating and perpetuating sheer STUPIDITY.
The problem with an infectious, insidious MEME like “Islam” is that it even spreads its particular form of retardation to simpering, sniveling dhimmi-wits like yourself. I bet you’re a dhimmi-crat, too, right?
Wherever the hell you are, go ahead and move to Saudi Arabia and get started on your lifestyle of slavery. Have your teeth pulled first, and tattoo the name of Ayesha at the base of your spine, you cowardly spawn.
December 6th, 2007 - 11:42 am
I would like to start a fund raising foundation to purchase these Cairbears for all those poor unfortunate imprisoned islamist extremists —especially at GITMO. Speedos with a picture of thier beloved Mohamed’s name on the side of a pig on the front and a toilet marked Mohamed on the back and a role of Quran paper of the finest quality so they are really tempted to use it. These CAIR packages should contain very usable items that are precious and coveted during detention. We should seek out bold and honorable cooperate sponsors—maybe telling them what the packages contain but not tell them the names are attached to the items. I’m sure that ideas could be generated for companion gifts for the cair bears and thier mission to comfort the mindless.
May Allah bless you and your Mohamed–I know he has bless me and mine.
December 6th, 2007 - 11:51 am
Not funny but racist. Your missed the illegal alien bear.
[The Rude Dog] Hallie, Islam is not a race and illegal aliens are not making snuff films or bombing us. Aren’t you embarrassed you didn’t take five minutes to learn what you are talking about? If you are not embarrassed, it explains your problems.
December 6th, 2007 - 12:11 pm
These bears are perfect. I love them. They represent Islam exactly.
I too wonder where is infidel bear?
December 6th, 2007 - 2:56 pm
Great fun and brillainat pun! Add Aiyesha bear too, otherwise Mo is going to get mad.
December 6th, 2007 - 2:58 pm
And a pissing bear facing Mecca would complete the set!
December 6th, 2007 - 3:47 pm
it is not surprizing that a bleeding compassionist would try to chane the subject like Hallie. Your stupidity is only preceded you by your inability to see these people for what they are.You should learn what a race is before you make a fool of yourself. RAce has nothing to do with what this religion is. It is male superiority at its best(or worst) and women should be outraged. If they have thier way and thier plans are realized you or or your daughters will be wearing veils in this country too. Thank God the state in which i live in belives a person should be able to bear arms so I can take them out when they come to my house trying to convert me and raping my daughters. If you don’t think I am serious or accurate just look at the stories about the Jangaweed in Africa. Maybe wait til you are in a refugee camp and they raid it and plant thier tomatos. At least the christians believe that holy wars are spritual now and not physical. Pardon me i forgot to flush my mohamud. These people inflict fear and hatred for real not in humor. In fact they have no humor. They ridicule capitalism while they amass great fortunes and purchase western businesses. They kill in the name of peace and the fear they instill is real. I want them to invade China and see what happens. They do not have weak judges to misinterpret the constitution and weaken it to protect such radical invasions. They would be shot or hung in the publics eye and ridiculed for the scum they are. They have already taken control of people by fear in Asia and they will try to expand.
Now all of you must stop—-face your mohamed(dont forget that is your toilet) and thank mohamed you have a place to leave the shiite before you are not aloowed to.
I thought the name change was appropriate!!
December 6th, 2007 - 3:56 pm
By the way —– when you get bigger and need employees I would be grateful if you would consider me. I would invest in a spell checker. My hatred for the truely intolerant is boundless. I would luve it if I could find a job doing what i truely love—Exposing the very existance of these hate mongers.\
May Allah bless you and your mohamed. May there be no need for jihads in my bathroom sometime in the near future
December 6th, 2007 - 5:56 pm
Sharia Bear will be stoned due to the fact her ears are showing!
December 6th, 2007 - 7:14 pm
I’d feel safer if they were all “Club Gitmo bears.”
Have you heard though, they’re coming out with Ramadan carols?
One the 1st day of Ramadan
Allah gave to me….
[Ka-----BLAAAAAAMMMM!!!!!]
….72 virgins….
Infidels, infidels,
kill one every day!
Allah says they’ll burn in hell
especially if they’re gay.
Infidels, infidels,
kill one every day!
Oh what fun it is to find
an infidel to slay!
December 6th, 2007 - 7:50 pm
Oh no! dont tell the leftist multicuturalist dhimmis! this is islamophobiah! gasp!
if only the international community could pull its heads out of their collective assholes and wise up to the real threat.
December 6th, 2007 - 7:52 pm
Oh no! dont tell the leftist multicuturalist dhimmis! this is islamophobiah! gasp!
if only the international community could pull its heads out of their collective assholes and wise up to the real threat.
.
December 6th, 2007 - 8:59 pm
Love it - get the production underway!
You could go for some cute Pigs - wadyathink?
December 6th, 2007 - 9:52 pm
HO HO HO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merry Christmas
December 6th, 2007 - 11:02 pm
Please add a bag of not too big not too small stones to my order of Sharia bear.
December 7th, 2007 - 2:59 am
Round 2
http://www.therudenews.com/#261
December 7th, 2007 - 5:16 am
I still like my two minature pigs the best, Mohammud and Allah!
December 7th, 2007 - 7:52 am
Maybe you can sell the Koran , only the cover is in bear style , purhaps a group foto with mohammud in the middle.
I’ll buy it and then BURN IT. ( holy smokes ) gna gna
December 7th, 2007 - 8:47 am
Am looking forward to our first meeting up Shiite Creek, and can I suggest that if its a sunni day maybe afterwoods we could all have a Baath party? Eat some Hamburqas?
Research shows that just as ‘all roads lead to Rome’ so also, ‘all drains lead to Mecca’. Think about it. They must all culminate at that creepy black rock thingy. How else could they come up with so much shiite they pass off as religion? Take CAIR everyone, and Gentlemen, do remember to put the seat down on the Mohammad.
December 7th, 2007 - 10:33 am
After using the MohamMODE for a major SHIITE, don’t forget to Wahabi your ass….
I encourage every non-Muslim to carry a sharpee marker to the bathroom, and to write the name of the prophet on the paper before applying to your backside.
Yes, you Muslim spawn reading this, WE ARE ALL DOING THIS, AND THERE’S NOT A DAMNED THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
December 7th, 2007 - 12:10 pm
You folks do know that Mohammed has an Official Web site:-
http://www.prophetmohammed.co.uk/
December 7th, 2007 - 1:47 pm
Lyman White needs to lighten up. LMAO these bears are hysterical and i want the whole set.
December 7th, 2007 - 1:48 pm
Lyman White needs to lighten up. I love these bears and want the whole set, when will they be available?
December 7th, 2007 - 2:57 pm
To Gregtheinfidel;
Greg, hit us with your email addess on the about page.
Or use therudenews@gmail.com
December 7th, 2007 - 3:16 pm
LMAO!!! The second round of bears are so funny too, but those bears are too cute to be associated with those Islamic cretins though. Save the teddy bears!!!
December 7th, 2007 - 7:18 pm
You forgot the root of all evil bears: the Capitalist Swine Bear. If not for him these others wouldn’t even be our concern.
[The Rude Dog] Allright, out of almost 200 posts, I have only had to come in twice. Let me explain Bishop Darq, how your parents failed you.
See without capitalist swine like myself, we would not have an internet site to have this discourse. We would be worker bees at some Islamic socialist railyard. Probably still running steam engines. Our disagreement would take place in person and I would give you a stoning. It is simply because of capitalist swine like myself that we don’t have to work at a sharia owned job and intellectual failures like you can have a voice while hiding behind your computer. Unlike you, I am gunning for a fatwa.
Your parents let these non starter thoughts and attitudes fester in your young mind and it ruined you. You are so oblivious to truth you don’t understand that only with the tools provided you by free markets, can you attack those same ideals. If you had to send me a message in the “agrarian” world you are so enamored of, it would be tied to a rock or a pigeon.
You should not blame any Westerner for the failures of the Islamic Empires. The Saudi’s just sentenced a rape victim to lashes and imprisonment. The response to the CAIR Bears was huge because people are pent up about Islamic aggression, Islamic Lawsuits, Islamic protests & phony Islamic justice.
I am eager for your high-minded retort. Then mabye you can upgrade from the intellectual “heavy lifting” that is this cartoon dog’s weblog.
December 7th, 2007 - 10:42 pm
I know this is going back a ways, but how about a student bear? You know, those nice kids who overran the US embassy in Tehran way back when. maybe a backpack with an AK-47 poking out the top.
Just read The Siege of Mecca, so that’s the only reason this comes to mind. Great job with the bears, crashing the server, the Islamic faithful taking offense….You know you’re making progress when they start yelling at you. Nothing else shows them for what they really are like drawing a cartoon or building a CAIR bear.
December 8th, 2007 - 3:56 am
Funny stuff. These bears and their creators should be on national television (at least in the countries that still have the freedom to do so).
Unfortunately, humor is no defense against the religion of hate and intolerance, it won’t bring back the millions of infidels that have been killed in the Sudan, Darfur, Israel and Armenia. It won’t stop the systematic oppression of people of other faiths in islamofacist theocracies.
I wonder if Amnesty International give a flying, french
fudge about the human rights abuses practiced in every islamofacist theocracy?
December 8th, 2007 - 8:16 am
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December 8th, 2007 - 9:42 am
???
Speaking of swine… my internet research shows that Mohammad’s father actually was a swine and also that his mother was a dog (real bitch apparently). So there you have it - no wonder he turned out the way he did. A lying murderous cowardly pedophile who was full of Shiite. We can’t blame allah for any of this as he does not actually exist. He’s a myth. Oh, and have a nice day.
December 8th, 2007 - 9:45 am
Either your’re afraid ofthe sad truth or you want everyone to think that nobody disagrees with you. Either way, removing posts won’t make the realities of the world go away. Oh well, happy holidays (yes, all of them.)
December 8th, 2007 - 10:11 am
(sorry about the 2nd post, it was the “miniature pigs” quote that threw me off, since I saw it in the above thread)
The fact of the matter is that global poverty is the real root of so many of these problems. I wasn’t nesseserily calling you (RD) a capitalist swine (in fact I don’t know anything about you other than you like to post pictures of teddy bears that sugest that one set of beliefs is superior to another), you made that assertion. I was simply addressing the fact that so much of the world’s ills are because of the (yes, capitalist) paradigm that rewards individual gain and demonizes argarian and socially minded considerations. I don’t claim to be “high minded” and I don’t exactly know if my parents failed me for instilling in me the ideals of social justice instead of hatred, bigotry, and self serving rapacity (although in all fairness, I’m not the one still playing with teddy bears), I just think that these issues should be at the very least considered.
I normally do not venture into these sorts of sites, and if not for one of my friends from the military forwarding it to me, I wouldn’t have. Anyway, it’s been fun, I truely didn’t expect to even be back to the “Rude News” site but for the accident that brought me here, but I’m glad I did and feel “honored” that my words were able to incite somebody to take such a rare oppertunity to respond to a dissenting oppinion.
I don’t expect that I’ll come back, feeling that two (well, three I guess… again, sorry ’bout that)posts is enough of my time spent. I suppose that future posters will have a lot to type about in my absence though.
Well, have fun y’all
-Bishop
December 8th, 2007 - 10:38 am
Oh I am certain there are a lot of ignorant people who disagree with us. If these maniacal whimps did not hate and teach to hate I might say live and let live, but that is not the case—-thier beliefs won’t let me. They want to convert or eradicate me. They are a religion for egotistical males and women who are afraid to leave for fear of losing thier families and dignity. The men get thier egos massaged while the women are afraid to say anything. Here we throw people in jail for having that much control over people and having them marry young and to relatives. (read the verdict on the dude that had his cultish faction in the western U.S).
The realities of the world are that you are stupid.Your post probably wasn’t worth reading. Oh, and I hope they come to your door first when thier brand of of thought comes to our shores in force. Maybe they blow a car up beside you in the city or send another mindless person into the cafe you are sitting in minding your own business. It will happen someday and our luck will be that you are not included. That will be the only way your closed mind will open to the possibilty that these people hate everybody else. That includes you. You are so stupid that you can’t see this and you condemn any body else that even suggests there is a problem here.
There ae so many stupid people in this country that it amazes me that we are still a free country. Go somewhere and praise another weak judge for diluting our constitution.Then go thank the ACLU for using these judges for the express purpose of attacking the constitution. With the Judges we have had it has made the Constitution one of the best and worst documents ever written.\
One last comment——-This is still a free country and we still have the right to say what we feel and this last thought is that you are a a Dumbass.
May Allah bless your Mohamud
Maybe you are too stupid to realize that my spelling errors on the name are on purpose out of respect.
December 8th, 2007 - 10:43 am
I take great pride in knowing that you hung around long enought o read this Bishop.
May allah bless your ignorance and your Mohamud.
December 8th, 2007 - 10:59 am
Wrong assumtion dud. He never said and religion was superoior. He just simply pointed out that Islam is the religion of hate. Your ignorance is mindboggling.
Now everybody flush your mohamuds in unison as a salute to /Bishop
December 8th, 2007 - 11:03 am
For those stupid liberals—-a dud is something that didn’t culminate. The only assumptions made were by you.
You know its everybodies right to be a stupid liberal but everybody don’t take advantage of it.
May Allah bless you and your mohamud
December 8th, 2007 - 11:05 am
Are you so stupid that you don’t hang around anymore like a whipped pup and stand up for all the stupid liberal asswholes. Maybe it’s because you spend too much time with a thesarus to make yourself sound intelligent. Well it didn’t work.
blah blah blah and your mohamud
December 8th, 2007 - 11:09 am
Now it’s funny that her refered to his friend in the military being and accident.
December 8th, 2007 - 11:19 am
Gregtheinfidel, the “Bishop” must do this to look important. Plus he can blame the military for being here. I will stop now, this is too easy.
December 8th, 2007 - 7:39 pm
Just flushed a massive Shiite off to Mecca from my Mohammad this morning, along with some 2-ply Quran paper which was used to wipe the Ayssahollah. Had all our Mohammeds re-adjusted to face Mecca, so now we’re in full production so to speak.
December 8th, 2007 - 9:41 pm
I have enjoyed every one of these delightful bears. Truly the bear truths. I want one for Ramadam or any old Eid would do. Imam HamZa … Mullah Bear and Love Cub .. endless .. love it.
December 8th, 2007 - 10:09 pm
Enough already! Just have fun with the crap and leave fruitless arguments to the politicians. After all, it’s their job, and if actual logic took over in congress, they wouldn’t have a clue about what to do with it.
I’m installed and ready–both my “moHAM Heads” are facing east, and I daily issue fatwas on them because I must conduct daily jihad to get them to flush. I need to get a larger bore moHAM Head or lose more fatwa off my ham. Perhaps I’ll buy new ones at the “Eye of Toilet” co.–you know, the one with the logo with an open toilet seat framing the face of your favorite Ayatollah?
December 8th, 2007 - 11:07 pm
Poor teddy bear, after all he was named Mohammed. I feel bad for him. I will rename him Mohamered…Oh men that little teddy bear! snif…
December 9th, 2007 - 11:53 am
I think there might be a problem with your e-mail. I tried responding to the link but recieved a gmail error saying unable to deliver.
December 10th, 2007 - 12:16 am
Still waiting for Savage-Bear… please?
December 10th, 2007 - 11:27 am
I’m still waiting on the guy who accused Savage to get charged with filing a false police report. Maybe he should get billed for the time the FBI spent investigating his false claims.
I know, I know, if all iI do is wait for that I will never get anything done. Anyway, my mohamud needs a good scrubbing—-he is beginning to smell with all the jihad going on. Wait, in Islam isn’t there a law that prevents men from doing menial tasks like that? I need a muslim woman to scrub my mohamud. Any volunteers? Again. I know —they are busy washing thier husbands and other men in thier family’s underwear because they have no mohamud to shiite in.
May allah bless you and your mohamud.
Had the flu yesterday and my mohamud sure did help me out.
Ran out of quran paper and had to use mohamud bear—-he is going through his third wash and the funny thing is he still smells. Did you guys put that stench there or do all the mohamud bears smell this way.
December 10th, 2007 - 11:41 am
I know —the savage bear should have a gag over his mouth that won’t stay on.
I think we ought to make a CAIR bidet to wash the stench off after the mohamed is used. nah the quran paper is more respectful!!!
blah blah blah
December 10th, 2007 - 5:28 pm
So you think corruption exists because you have poverty? You have it backwards. I’ve lived in Third World Countries, and I have the correct answer: You have poverty because you have corruption. Wipe out corruption and you’ll see that people will lift themselves up. Corrupt individuals prey on the poor. As a result, the poor remain poor. I’ve seen this over and over.
[Rude Dog] Sing that truth brother! Any worthy man on the Earth will lift himself up when not held down!
December 10th, 2007 - 6:42 pm
where can i buy the whole collection
December 10th, 2007 - 10:31 pm
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December 11th, 2007 - 8:16 am
I want ‘em all !!!
December 11th, 2007 - 10:00 am
Well done! Keep the good work! The intellectual world and the media are biased and infected with suicidel tendencies. This is exactly the way to fight back and to regain sanity . I would add the radical leftist bear who protest against nuclear U.K in Sunday and then protests against disarming nuclear Iran the following Monday without even noticing its own contradiction
December 11th, 2007 - 3:22 pm
I have one of the rare Mohammed Cair Bears. Now I’m looking for one of the even rarer “Peace Be Upon You” Bears to complete the set. I understand that “Peace” is hard to come by anymo