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CAIR Bears - The Final Chapter

December 10th, 2007

See all the CAIR Bears on the first post. 

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ACLU Bear - An “Evil Zionist” Bear even if he doesn’t know it. Although an unwitting servant of Jihad, ACLU Bears heart is in the right place. It’s just that his brains are in his butt, so most of his ideas are crap.

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Abu Ghraib Bear - Abu Ghraib Bear is here to get your sympathy after a night of roadside bombing.

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Ahmadinejad Bear - Constantly threatens war and supplies terrorists around the globe. Scared out of nuclear production by President Boosh Bear in 2003. (I am sure they stopped. I saw it on Al Jazeera.) Treated better at American Universities than most Conservatives and has State of the Art Gay-dar to keep Iran Straight!

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Hamas/PLO Bear - He has many roles. After kidnapping Zionist children, he will run home and cry for western cameras in front of a house being bulldozed. Never mind the rockets launched out of the backyard. Works hand in hand with Al Jazeera Bear.

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Nobel Prize Bear - Yep it’s true. If you chop up and blow up enough Zionists you will get a Nobel.

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Fatwa Bears . Fatwa bears are part of the “Evil Zionist Collection.” Fatwa Bears can be innocent tourists or aid workers who are lashed and beaten for unintentional mistakes. They can also be hot-blooded and fearless activists, who grow in number each time Jihad Bears attack.

Got Fatwa?

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Hashshashin/Fedayeen Bear- Recalling the glorious tradition of assassination that Islam still practices today! All Assassin Bears will kill your other infidel toys. Watch out!

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Saddam Bear - Saddam Bear should not be here as we are told over and over again he was not Muslim, he hated terrorists, he had nothing to do with 9-11 or Zarqawi and never mind those President Saddam Hussein Grants paid via the Palestine Investment Bank ..blah blah blah…

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Atheist Bear - “Part of the Evil Zionist Collection” but he doesn’t want to be. -  Atheist Bear is an unwitting servant of Islamic domination. He is obsessed with attacking Christianity first and afraid of confrontations without a lawyer. Atheist Bear is constantly telling all other Bears how f^*#&*@g smart he is for not believing anything. If he is so smart, Atheist Bear can make himself. (Not available. Refuses to be created. Waiting for him to evolve.)

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Janjaweed Bear - Janjaweed Bear continues the slaughter in Africa long after Hollywood celebrities become bored with it. With Khartoum’s weapons and China’s oil money behind him, Janjaweed bear will mow down all those filthy infidels! Peace be upon Janjaweed Bear!

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Hezbollah Bear - Practices “Defensive Jihad” which means the “destruction of Israel.” An adroit carnographer, Hezbollah Bear loves to display dead cubs for westerners to cry over while they blame Israel. Allah hu AckBear!

4 Responses to “CAIR Bears - The Final Chapter”

  1. Franksballad

    The final chaper? Say it ain’t so.
    These are too freakin’ funny.

  2. The Rude Dog

    Well, they will be moved to their own page soon because they deserve it. A few more are in the works, Allied Bears mostly.

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  4. The Rude Dog

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