(A slight alteration of the original tale)

The Republicants are many in the hallowed halls of Congress.

They disguise themselves as Republicans, fiscal minded protectors of free enterprise. However, they are false!

This last election, the Republicant faction ran wild under the skin of the elephant. When they sensed unease from the base, the quickly chose a frontier lady to dress up their commander.

It did not work, and the Grand Illusionist of Democratia was victorious.

The Republicants were defeated from within as many sat out the ritual.

Now, the Republicans will rise again, and drive the ‘cants back into their roles of onlooker and hand wringer.

For the man of Steele has come to deliver us.

Take note citizens of Democratia, you think your house is in order, but she is divided worse than ours. Pelosius and Reid Iculos are united only in their hate of Hillary, whom they are stripping of her official powers, as of this writing.

To that end, the Grand Illusionist has also handicapped her, by sending his manservant, Joeseph NoToungeBiden, in her place to the land of Stan’s angry blankets.

Your Grand Illusionist was made into an hypocrite, as he proclaimed he would “End the Practice of Writing Legislation Behind Closed Doors” while the legislation of paybacks in disguise took place, behind closed doors.

Know this, denizens of Democratia, I, a true warrior of the Elephant, do not wish your victory. However, I do wish you to elect leaders far better than Reid Iculos and Pelosius.

For only if your house advances leaders of quality, and not fozzie bear screaming madmen, will mine ever again realize they must deliver more than these sweater vests devoid of reason, decisiveness, and moral clarity.

Let us elevate these contests to fire for fire, and no longer turd for turd.

See the post that inspired this madness.

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