Praise President Obama in all of his mercy! For he has restored my faith in the gullibility of the American people. They shake their fists at talk show hosts while President Obama gives us their money. Allah Ackbar!

We shall use this money to rebuild our collapsed weapons caches and visit revenge upon the Zionist pigs who live on our stolen land. All praise to America and her unwitting aid in the Jihad. We will repay your kindness to us in the hills of Afghanistan.

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