Matt Taibbi & Liberal Fantasies

Matt Taibbi wrote this post called “Teabagging Michelle Malkin

Aside from his covering for the worst math ever used in a budget, he fails real world economics 101: Costs are passed down, to the bottom.

He also pushed the liberal talking point from his favorite lefty blogs, that nobody was on the street over TARP I:

  •  I didn’t see anyone on the street when we forked over billions of dollars to help JP Morgan Chase buy Bear Stearns. And I didn’t see anyone on the street when Hank Paulson forked over $45 more billion to help Bank of America buy Merrill Lynch, a company run at the time by one of the world’s biggest assholes, John Thain. Moreover I didn’t see any street protests when the government agreed to soak up hundreds of billions in “troubled assets” from Citigroup, a company that just months later would lend out a jet furnished with pillows upholstered with Hermes scarves to former chief Sandy Weill so that he could vacation in Mexico over Christmas

 

Now Matt writes this simply because he can’t type “bailout protesters” into Google. Back when Michelle Malkin was leading the charge against Hank Paulson, every right of center blog, from Little Green Footballs to little ‘ol TRN, was saying either the idea was bad, or was publishing pictures of the protesters at the time.

Far left groups like Code Pink were out early, and so were libertarians and independents of varying stripe. Many of these folks, came out and met conservatives on 4/15/09. You would know that if you went to a tax protest instead of waiting for CNN to tell you what to think.

Try Google next post Matt, it’s so easy, even you can do it.

The good part is he attacks a far more talented writer so he can get some attention, because his talent couldn’t cut it.

He actually uses the words:

  • “Now when I read her stuff, I imagine her narrating her text, book-on-tape style, with a big, hairy set of balls in her mouth.”

 

I could see how a conversation between The Rude Dog and Matt would play out:

  • The Rude Dog: “Hey your Matt Taibbi, the guy who has sexual fantasies about Michelle Malkin.”
  • Matt: “Yeah.” (Wipes some spittle from his mouth)
  • The Rude Dog: “Do you really think she would get with you? I didn’t know she was into eating pu**y.”
  • Matt: (cries)

 

I think anybody who is in the vicinity of Mr. Taibbi should tell him what a piece of shit he is.

So many of these liberals have pushed the sex jokes ad nauseum this week, and their ratings have suffered for it. Only John Stewart can get away with this crap, and you know what? He was the most classy liberal broadcaster that made fun of the protests. 

While CNN and MSNBC were busy high-fiving each other over teabagging replays, John Stewart pointed out that some tax protesters were protesting government waste, by buying thousands of teabags. It was funny, poigninat, and he didn’t giggle and smirk (anymore than usual) about tea bagging every ten seconds. I guess you can see the difference talent makes. 

Back to Matt. The idea of a male writer talking about putting balls into the mouth of a female writer would have caused liberals to go wild years ago. Then their guy Clinton molested a bunch of widows and interns, and they were silent. The unleashing of sexual insults against Sarah Palin showed us just how far liberals will go. Now every woman writer or pundit who does not subscribe to liberalism, is a prime target of sexual invective from pseudo intellects and wannabe bad boys.

It’s too bad Rolling Stone employs swine like this. He makes Rachel Maddow’s teabagging tirade look classy. At least she has the equipment to teabag with.

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8 Responses to “Matt Taibbi & Liberal Fantasies”

  1. Sarah LM

    What a lech. That kind of stuff should scandalize a writer. It’s like virtual rape or something. Cyber molestation.

  2. chris47

    This is the guy who wrote “The 52 Funniest Things About the Upcoming Death of the Pope” what do you expect?

    He shows up on Bill Maher’s show all the time. You know Bill, getting thrown off of Craig Ferguson’s set because he talks about masturbating children.

    The liberals seem to have a problem with this stuff.

    I be they will start getting together and act out the tea bagging parties as they interpret it.

  3. Cara

    Thanks for this great article. The whole lot of them make me absolutely sick. I know I’m a wimp, but I almost started to cry when I read what Taibbi said about Michelle. It was just so exceptionally nasty, and it really got to me. They’re all bullies.

  4. The Rude Dog

    Yes Cara, they are bullies.

    This crop of weak Gen-X men has been a sad spectacle.

    It’s as if they were all bullied in school, and have now found an outlet with which they can pass on that abuse.

    Too bad they never grew up.

    I can’t believe a cartoon dog with a hat on has to say this.

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  6. John

    He needs to be punched in the face. I hope someone does it. Disgraceful little punk. I wonder how his mother feels about that column.

  7. rickyc

    lol, taibbi was dead on.

  8. Pablo Pig

    rickyc…

    Good of you to catch up to last century’s news, douchebag.

    You and Taibb can go cruise for my leftovers now, bitch.

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