The recession is coming! The recession is coming! 

A recession? Oh man, how will all the video games get sold?

My Ipod, my plasma TV, my Wii, PS3, X-Box 360, will they all suffer?

What about my sports package? Will we just BBQ at each other’s 250,000+ dollar houses and cry over how poor we are as we watch season after season of tivoed shows and DVDs because of the writers strike?

If this is the picture of the forthcoming great recession, than I bet the rest of the world can’t wait to get in on it.

The Global Warming Dorks at Bali don’t think were heading for a recession. They want us to pay for uncut trees.

Alan Yoda, talking shop? Yoda is in Dagobah and needs to stay there. Until we send Bush Skywalker to go get his ass out of the cave, I believe another man actually runs the freakin’ place.

Do you even know his name?   (Hint: It sounds like friend of Spanky)

Don’t get me wrong about Greenspan, with contemporaries like Ayn Rand, his is a mind to be reckoned with. I just don’t think his legacy building book tour should dictate Fed policy. However, it will until that Bernanke Character stops being so ambiguous.

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