The Great Al Goreian – Al Goreian magic is sweeping the Nations. He takes the Earth in the throes of his passion and makes it bend to his will. Observe the power of Al Goreian magic!
Our Lady of Compassion Yvo De Boer – The enlightened Yvo wept wisdom into the stony hearts of the evil United States. Yvo spent many years refining this technique by studying scientists who also leapt into dramatics for grant money.
Our Saviours of Tinseltown – The many humble celebrities and entertainers who selflessly exchange their 90,000 square foot mansions for barely liveable 10,000 square foot hovels.
They even take time to get photographed driving a hybrid between private jet flights, to show us a good example. Would that we all had such humility and followed their enlightened green example.
Our Enlightened Father Ban Ki Moon – With unblurred vision he faces the future, knowing in his wise heart that Climate Wars are what encourages the Janjaweed to murder and rape Sudan. It’s Climate Wars that encourage Al-Qaida in Algeria to bomb buildings, not weak-ass politicos weeping for animals they will never see. If only all Nations were blessed with such vision. (sigh)
St. George the Dragon Slayer – We wish he would notice that Red Dragon far to the East, but our St. George is busy trying to slay the many-headed Green Dragon of Neo-Science. Chop off one head and another arises. We fear St. George has been affected by the Sirens call of Bali and may succumb to the way of the Green-Beast.