See Heroes of Jihad walking around with underwear on their face!
Oh the horror!
Observe activist dorks waterboarding people right on the street.
This is obviously torture! Let your kids join in, and they too can be oppressed by former President Bush.
Go swimming with Abu and Sayed, in the Jihad Porpoise Patrol.
Get those Joo Shark World Bankers!
After that, you can do ultimate waterboarding.
Look at the pain!
Try to stop the freed Gitmo detainees from reaching the Jihad goal in The Gauntlet.
Get them, before they get you! Explosive action packed fun!
Take a bow with the Saudi King, film it, and deny to your friends you did it!
Refuse to take the Pledge properly. Real patriots think getting emotional over the flag and the National Anthem is silly. Be sophisticated, like the President and hold your nuts!
After all the fun, you can enjoy the prosecution of the Bush administration in The World Court.
Wow! For a limited time only!
You can get on our Photo Op FUBAR simulator and reenact the 911 Dry Run that the President knew nothing about.
Fool the President as you buzz American landmarks, and panic whole cities!
Come on down to the Abu Ghraib Waterboard Park and hate on America like the cool people do!