(A Rude Dog Rant)

(This is going to get bad, I mean it)

(If you are a moderate, you will cry in your bed tonight)

Okay kiddies, we are officially wandering in the desert for forty years now. Our leader isn’t Moses either. That means he won’t get water out of a rock, and we ain’t finding the Promised Land with this crew.

The Republican Dorks “Leadership,” has decided to go on a listening tour, because they don’t know what to say.

This abortion is called the NCNA, and it sucks. NCNA stands for National Council for a New America, and no, it is not an ACORN front group.

Some of the experts in this PR disaster are:

Governor Haley Barbour
Governor Jeb Bush
Governor Bobby Jindal
Senator John McCain
Governor Mitt Romney

We will work with this small group for now.

Look, these men have served our Nation well. They have few real scandals between the lot of them, and two of them handled Hurricane Katrina without crying to daddy when the liberals were not up to the task.

Bobby jindal, was also elected because his liberal predecessor so clearly fucked up, she didn’t even bother running.

The other shining light in the group, is our beloved Sen. John McCain. I campaigned for Johnny Mac, he is a great American, a historical figure in our midst, but he is also a moderate squish.

Finally, there is Mitt Romney, who looks like a comic book hero President. The “evangelicals attacked him” myth, was just that. Mike Huckabee kicked him in the nuts, but that’s all.

So now that we are all up to speed, let’s start with the website:

http://republicanwhip.house.gov/newsroom/2009/04/national-council-for-a-new-america-formed.html

And then, in bold letters, is this:

• Grassroots Caucus to Serve as a Policy-based Forum for
  Thoughtful Dialogue With the American People
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Hey that’s great! Who knew .house.gov websites were privately owned grassroots movements?

It shows that the “leadership” on our side has just recently discovered the Internet.

REACH INTO YOUR MILLIONAIRE POCKETS ASSHOLES AND BUY A DOMAIN NAME!

Then, after you realize we paid for this debacle, we have this:

• A Blueprint for our Conversation with America:

Uh-Oh.

There are cutesy categories like:

• Economy: Real Solutions for Economic Recovery

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It has six lines of useless platitudes and a near apology for the free market. Where are the GSE’s? The useless Sarbanes-whatever-the-hell regulation that was supposed to save the world? Where is part where you tell Americans to pay their bills, because right now the people you should be listening too, are paying those bills!

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• Education: Preparing Our Children to Succeed

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The paragraph under this heading barely address the schism, the Grand Canyon sized rift, between the quality of private vs public education. Why so timid? Will any of them point out that liberal leaders do not send their kids to the schools for the proles? Even our current President, The Fearless Reader, does not dare send his girls to loser public schools.

Maybe these guys will be to enchanted to bring this stuff up.

There are some more tiny things, but the big one is what Jeb Bush, who was an awesome Governor, inferred just recently:

• It’s time to give Reagan up.

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The headline reads:

• Jeb Bush, GOP: Time to leave Reagan behind.

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Well that says it all.

How about instead of trying to play at being conservatives, our leaders start acting like leaders?

They seen so embarrassed to lead.

Maybe instead of trying to throw Ronald Reagan in the trash, some of these guys could try being Ronald Reagan. It would be a nice change.

Here’s a headline that is desperately needed:

• Conservatives to the GOP: Time to leave Jeb Bush behind
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Or this one:

• Conservatives to the GOP: Time to leave moderates behind
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Perhaps this one:

• Ronald Reagan to the GOP: WTF?
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Here is my personal favorite:

• America to the GOP, who ran left since 1989: Fuck You.

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