The CAIR Bears present:

President Bearack Obama – He is known by many names, the Messiah, the One, Barry, and our Fearless Reader.

Renowned for disguising good reading skills for actual oratory, Bearack can say anything you type for him. His incredible super competence is on display every day, and that’s why he has 18 Czars and an incomplete cabinet after five months, because he demands only the best.

He will get to the bottom of every issue, from runaway spending to 911 dry run photo ops gone bad, it is always someone else’s fault and Bearack will find them out.

A master of euphemistic language, Bearack will raise your taxes fees, fight the Global War on Terror Overseas Contingency Operations Against Man Caused Disasters, expose Right Wing Extremists or People with Don’t Tread on Me bumper stickers terrorists, support the Fairness Doctrine radio programming diversity, and do his best to bring the socialist downfall change to America.

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