UPDATE on the update: Atlas Shrugs links The Rude News, and we celebrate unashamedly in trumpeting this to the world.
UPDATE: No Sheeples Here takes Playboy by the ears and makes the bunny cry…
Atlas had this and It’s just too good. Playboy whipped out this stupid article:
- “Top 10 Conservative Women We Hate to Love”
and they included this lovely writing:
- “…there is a way to reach across the aisle without letting principles fall by the wayside. We speak, naturally, of the hate f**k*. We may despise everything these women represent, but goddammit they’re hot. Let the healing begin.”
Hate f**k? Anyway, Playboy took the article down, because they realized their failure. The Other McCain has a good link dealing with the author.
Here was the list:
1. Michelle Malkin
2. Megyn Kelly
3. Mary Katharine Ham
4. Amanda Carpenter
5. Elisabeth Hasselbeck
6. Dana Perino
7. Laura Ingraham
8. Pamela Geller
9. Michele Bachmann
10. Peggy Noonan
Now, seeing this is an important piece of cultural dialog, The Rude Dog will give analysis of the picks, and we on the right make love to our women.
1. Michelle Malkin – Okay she can be #1.
2. Megyn Kelly – Definitely a contender.
3. Mary Katharine Ham – Very Pretty.
4. Amanda Carpenter – A real doll, and I read somewhere she was afraid this stuff would happen to her.
5. Elisabeth Hasselbeck – An obvious pick, she is a celeb.
6. Dana Perino – Impressive. A good pick that’s not so obvious.
7. Laura Ingraham – Especially when she is on Fox. There is a makeup artist there who makes this woman look so good when she guest hosts.
8. Pamela Geller – Pam is smokin’. Pam will never look bad. When she is old, she will be a hot old lady. Genetically gifted.
9. Michele Bachmann – Another good and not so obvious pick. Top ten I am not sure, but a great looking lady.
10. Peggy Noonan – Get the f**k out of here.
Now, the first eight were on track, but Peggy Noonan?
How about Gretchen Carlson? She is a curvy delight and a former Miss USA.
What about Sarah Palin? She should be #1.
Meghan McCain? I mean she is a dork, but she’s damn sight better than Noonan. Oh wait, she is always attacking conservatives so they love her. Plus she is Pro-sex…
Ann Coulter? (All you damn libs have pulled your monkey to Ann, STFU)
There are so many ultra hot conservo-babes.
Now, for the hot liberal chicks outside of Hollywood, or
Chicks Who Are Starving For Sex With Men Who Don’t Cry Afterwards
(These chicks may not be hot, as there is a shortage of good looking liberal chicks who can converse.)
1. Kirsten Powers – She is number one because she is hot, and married a Republican.
2. Arianna Huffington – Married a Republican, stole his money and turned him gay. Has emotional issues.
3. Elizabeth Kucinich – Pretty, a little granola, but man does she earn her keep. She has to see Dennis naked…
4. Lara Schwartz – A nice looking girl with mommy hair.
5. Umm… Helen… Helen Thomas.
That’s pretty much it for liberal chicks outside of Hollywood.