Back by popular demand…

the visual aid to Ten Conservative Women They’d Like To Hate F**k.

Previously:

• TRN was linked by Atlas Shrugs and celebrated unashamedly in trumpeting this to the world.
• No Sheeples Here took Playboy by the ears and made the bunny cry…
• Atlas had this and It’s just too good. Playboy whipped out this stupid article:
• “Top 10 Conservative Women We Hate to Love”
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• and they included this lovely writing:
• “…there is a way to reach across the aisle without letting principles fall by the wayside. We speak, naturally, of the hate f**k*. We may despise everything these women represent, but goddammit they’re hot. Let the healing begin.”
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• Hate f**k? Anyway, Playboy took the article down, because they realized their failure. The Other McCain has a good link dealing with the author.
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Now, we have pics, so the readers may make a more informed opinion about the subjects covered in this cultural tour de force. The list, with visual aids:

1. Michelle Malkin – Okay she can be #1. TRN would put Sarah Palin up here, but the Divine Misses M radiates with undeniable hotness. That being said, there is a fetishism liberals have with this woman. One loser even wrote a whole article about molesting her, maybe is was just a hate f**k he had in mind…

Salon got in on the action as well, writing a “criticism” that features Guy’s greatest hits. This is like saying a child rape is bad, but you watch the tape five times in  row.

2. Megyn Kelly – Definitely a contender. This is the hottest lawyer in the world. She is pictured above with Julie Banderas, who is a Fox news fox as well. Several older gentlemen had to be revived after these two embraced for this photograph.

3. Mary Katharine Ham – Very Pretty. Liberals have ridiculed Ham on her sweet good looks, because they can’t touch what comes out of her pen.

4. Amanda Carpenter – A real doll. She said somewhere that she was afraid this kind of stuff would happen to her.

5. Elisabeth Hasselbeck – An obvious pick, she is a celeb. Celebs are not pundits, writers or policy junkies. Elisabeth is just dandy, and it’s hard to see people hating her for her soft Republican positions.

6. Dana Perino – Impressive. A good pick that’s not so obvious. An under the radar babe.

7. Laura Ingraham – Especially when she is on Fox. There is a makeup artist there who makes this woman look so good when she guest hosts.

8. Pamela Geller – Pam is smokin’. Pam will never look bad. When she is old, she will be a hot old lady. Genetically gifted.

9. Michele Bachmann – Another good and not so obvious pick. At first TRN declared she may not be top ten, but she has grown on us and we would put the Big Bang into her creationism.

Now, the first nine were on track, but Peggy Noonan?

10. Peggy Noonan – Get the f**k out of here. We stand by it. Look Peg is pretty, even beautiful, but she doesn’t even act Republican anymore, so she is disqualified. Guy Cimbalo obviously has the Freudian mommy-sex thing going on in his brain box.

How about Gretchen Carlson? She is a curvy delight and a former Miss USA.

What about Sarah Palin? She should be #1.

Meghan McCain? I mean she is a dork, but she’s damn sight better than Noonan. Oh wait, she is always attacking conservatives so they love her. Plus she is Pro-sex. Is that a beer in her hand? Like, how sophisticated…

E.D. Hill? – Terrorist Fist Jab?

Ann Coulter? (All you damn libs have pulled your monkey to Ann, STFU)

There are so many ultra hot conservo-babes.

Now, for the hot liberal chicks outside of Hollywood, or

Chicks Who Are Starving For Sex With Men Who Don’t Cry Afterwards

(These chicks may not be hot, as there is a shortage of good looking liberal chicks who can converse.)

1. Kirsten Powers – She is number one because she is hot, and married a Republican. TRN got an email that said she was not married to a repub. Who cares? The pics are going up…

2. Arianna Huffington – Married a Republican, stole his money and turned him gay. Has emotional issues.

3. Elizabeth Kucinich – Pretty, a little granola, but man does she earn her keep. She has to see Dennis naked. Your prayers are encouraged.

4. Lara Schwartz – A nice looking girl with mommy hair.

5. Umm… Helen… Helen Thomas. – “Heh heh heh. Come into the candy house my pretties…”

That’s pretty much it for liberal chicks outside of Hollywood.

TRN readers wanted these babes up there:

Monica Crowley – She is indeed a yum.

Andrea Tantaros – steadfasthalfelf wrote; “What about Andrea Tantaros? *swoon* lol”

Swoon indeed.

S.E. Cupp was also mentioned, and we must say, she is awfully cute. Here’s a vid:

A word for Guy Cimbalo from The Rude Dog:

Hey Guy, would you like to see the women in your family “hate f**ked?”

Would you like to read about your wife getting “hate f**ked?”

How about these women’s kids going to school, only to have the children of douche bag liberals running around saying this crap to them?

Guy Cimbalo is what happens when you are nursed on your father’s milk…

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