To Hell With Arrogant Liberals
Anyway, let’s talk about something fun… entitled liberal douchebags. Now… this red squiggly line is showing up on my screen here and it wants two separate words ‘douche bags’, but I don’t like it, so we will go with calling these entitled liberal douchebags, simply douchebags.
The first liberal douchebag, is Ma’am. I mean Senator Highbrow Cu… I mean Barbra Boxer… I mean Senator Barbra Boxer Ma’am… Sorry, I mean Senator Barbra Boxer. Now, other than this ridiculous episode where she scolds a General, she is famous for…
Exactly. Get the hell off wikipedia and face the music. She is an E.L.D.er. Entitled Liberal Douchebag.
The ELDer is angry because their egos are frustrated. They feel sidelined by their colleagues, who avoid their thin-skinned bullshit, and they make life a living hell for everyone they encounter and call that being effective.
Observe ELDer Boxer in action:
To hell with that ELDer shrew.
Going forward, (a favorite ELD expression when they lose an argument and want to move on) we have the real-life-is-better-than-fiction exchange of staffer emails from LIZ Becton. That’s right ELDer Liz, I called you Liz, and every damn day next week, The Rude Dog will let me pop in and say “Hi Liz!” at the end of a post. So suck it! The Internet is hell.
Liz, as you may know, got all ELDish with a poor soul from McBee Strategic(a firm filled with smart people). When the poor soul emailed Senator Jim McDermott’s office (a place filled with ELDers), Liz got all huffy because she is an Entitled Liberal Douchebag. Here is the exchange, stolen right off the pages of Politico:
This version has been redacted to protect the cool people. The assholes names however, are readily viewable.
(Pablo Pig’s comments in red)
From: XXX
Sent: Friday, May 22, 2009 11:38 AM
To: Becton, Elizabeth
Subject: JPMC Meeting Request
Elizabeth,
Attached is a meeting request for JP Morgan Chase who will be in DC June 3rd-4th and would like to request a brief meeting with the Congressman.
Let me know if you need any additional information.
Thank you!
Best,
XXX
________________________________
From: XXX
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:05 PM
To: Becton, Elizabeth
Subject: RE: JPMC Meeting Request
Hi Liz,
just checking in on whether the Congressman is available next week. [REDACTED] can confirm a meeting time for you – she is available at [REDACTED].
Thank you!
Best,
XXX
________________________________
From: Becton, Elizabeth
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:07 PM
To: XXX
Subject: RE: JPMC Meeting Request
Importance: High
Who is Liz?
Duh? \/
Elizabeth Becton
Executive Assistant/Office Manager
Office of Congressman Jim McDermott
XXXX Longworth House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
XXX phone
XXX fax
________________________________
From: XXX
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:07 PM
To: Becton, Elizabeth
Subject: RE: JPMC Meeting Request
Hi Elizabeth, I thought you went by Liz – apologies if that is incorrect. Best, XXX
________________________________
From: Becton, Elizabeth
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:08 PM
To: XXX
Subject: RE: JPMC Meeting Request
I do not go by Liz. Where did you get your information?
________________________________
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:10 PM
To: Becton, Elizabeth
Subject: RE: JPMC Meeting Request
Hi Elizabeth, I’m so sorry if I offended you! I thought you had gone by Liz at Potlatch, this was my mistake. Best, XXX
________________________________
From: Becton, Elizabeth
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:11 PM
To: XXX
Subject: RE: JPMC Meeting Request
NEVER. I hate that name.
Cue Jaws music!
That’s the whole email? Kinda freaky…
________________________________
From: XXX
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:13 PM
To: Becton, Elizabeth
Subject: RE: JPMC Meeting Request
Hi Elizabeth, I’m so sorry if I offended you! I must have mis-heard. My mistake! Best, XX
________________________________
From: Becton, Elizabeth
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:20 PM
To: XXX
Subject: RE: JPMC Meeting Request
Importance: High
XXX:
If I wanted you to call me by any other name, I would have offered that to you. I think it’s rude when people don’t even ask permission and take all sorts of liberties with your name. This is a real sore spot with me. And I need something shoved into my sore spot. My name has a lot of “nicknames” like ELDer, which I don’t use. I use either my first name or my last name because I row with a lot of other women who share the same first name. Now, please do not ever call me by a nickname again.
As for your meeting request, who is the point of contact for this meeting? If it’s not you, then I need to know who because it’s very time-consuming to deal with a lot of people for one meeting.
Thanks,
“And I need something shoved into my sore spot.” Okay that was me, I’m sorry… heh. I added the ELDer too. Like you didn’t know that already.
________________________________
From: XXX
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:23 PM
To: Becton, Elizabeth
Subject: RE: JPMC Meeting Request
Hi Elizabeth, I’m so sorry I offended you! My mistake!
XXX can confirm a meeting time for you – she is available at XXX XXXX.
Thank you!
Best, XXX
________________________________
[UNRELATED EMAILS REDACTED]
From: XXX
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:33 PM
To: Becton, Elizabeth
Subject: RE: JPMC Meeting Request
Of course! Again, I am sincerely sorry for offending you. I must have mis-heard and it was in no way my intention to make you upset. I always enjoy working with you and seeing you at the WSS events J
Best,
XXX
________________________________
From: Becton, Elizabeth
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:37 PM
To: XXX
Subject: RE: JPMC Meeting Request
Sounds like you got played by someone who KNOWS I hate that name and that it’s a fast way to TICK me off. Who told you that I go by that name? They are not your friend…
And I would know, because my sunshiny persona attracts mucho friends.
________________________________
From: XXX
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:38 PM
To: Becton, Elizabeth
Subject: RE: JPMC Meeting Request
Hi Elizabeth,
Again, I am sincerely sorry for offending you. I don’t want to cause trouble as I clearly must have mis-heard the person at Potlatch. It was in no way my intention to make you upset.
Best,
XXX
________________________________
From: Becton, Elizabeth
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:41 PM
To: XXX
Subject: RE: JPMC Meeting Request
Importance: High
I REALLY want to know who told you to call me that.
________________________________
From:XXX
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:44 PM
To: Becton, Elizabeth
Subject: RE: JPMC Meeting Request
Hi Elizabeth,
Again, I am sincerely sorry for offending you. I don’t recall who I overheard. It was in no way my intention to make you upset.
Best,
XXX
________________________________
From: Becton, Elizabeth
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 6:04 PM
To: XXX
Subject: RE: JPMC Meeting Request
Let me put it this way, they don’t know me and perhaps they were PRETENDING to know me better than they do and pretended that I go by Liz. They did YOU a disservice.
In the future, you should be VERY careful about such things. People like to brag about their connections in DC. It’s a past time for some. It’s also dangerous to eaves drop, as you have just found out.
Quit apologizing and never call me anything but Elizabeth again. Also, make sure you correct anyone who attempts to call me by any other name but Elizabeth. Are we clear on this? Like I said, it’s a hot button for me.
And please don’t call the office and not leave a message. My colleague told me you called while I was away at the Ladies’ room. I do sometimes leave my desk.
Actually, many people are hoping you will leave your desk… forever.
June 19th, 2009 - 5:59 pm
Why would you presume that Elizabeth Becton is–as you put it–a ELD? Take a look at her employment history on-line. She’s been working for Republicans for years.
June 19th, 2009 - 6:25 pm
So what?
David Brock was a ‘republican’ too.
So is David Frum.
ELDers
June 19th, 2009 - 6:38 pm
OMG! Is that true?
She worked for Republicans first?
That means… jack diddly squat.
ELDer all day long
June 19th, 2009 - 8:33 pm
“Why would you presume that Elizabeth Becton is–as you put it–a ELD? Take a look at her employment history on-line. She’s been working for Republicans for years.”
Yeah you are right. And it wasn’t until she went liberal, that she made the news.
June 20th, 2009 - 12:31 am
Just a rhetorical question: Who in the h, e, double toothpicks is SP Phil? After reading this exchange and still coming out in defense of this monstrously controlling, uptight lunatic. SP Phil must be
a liberalan arrogant liberal. Hmmm, douchebag. Yep, squiggly red lines and all, a douchebag.I could understand Liz being a bit excessive due her hormone imbalance, poor dear. This is way beyond that. Way! Liz just couldn’t leave it be with just two or three polite statements. No, Liz had to drill, pound, bash, attempt to humiliate, and threaten. I can’t imagine being in a room with Liz as her ability to scream in an email is shocking. But Liz doesn’t stop there, she demands information to impress others with her awareness of time. All while she continues to waste time with her diatribe and lack of professionalism. Liz is a shockingly wasteful, abusive, tacky, douchebag. And Liz has certainly worn the Caps Lock letters off of her keyboard.
It’s fascinating to imagine how someone could end up becoming a person who doesn’t find Liz’ behavior repulsive.
June 20th, 2009 - 3:56 pm
If you ever want to see a reader’s feedback
, I rate this post for four from five. Decent info, but I just have to go to that damn yahoo to find the missed bits. Thank you, anyway!
p.s. Year One is already on the Internet and you can watch it for free.
June 20th, 2009 - 4:49 pm
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Oh My Gawd.
I am tryin’ to hold down the fort for The Rude Dog and we get attacked by the movie pirates!