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The Yellowest Journalism

February 22nd, 2008

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The New York Times endorsed John McCain knowing full well the stories they were compiling against him. This newspaper was known as “…the paper of record.” Those days are long over. 

They published a nuanced accusation of impropriety against John McCain and it has made their paper look more desperate than ever. Soon it will be published on glossy paper and have headlines like “Bat-boy is the love child of Dick Cheney and Rosie O’Donnell!” My apologies to Vice President Cheney.

“On the substance, we think the story speaks for itself.” -  Times Executive Editor Bill Keller

Substance? High-school kids can do better work than your paper, Keller. It has become a girls club where pseudo-serious women and metrosexuals gossip between mochachocolattes and tofu lunches while surfing the web.

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