Captain America Was Murdered By Political Correctness

(A very important cultural observation)

Captain America was born to fight Nazis. He was forged to fight for the American way, back when people knew what that meant.

In his last incarnation, he was worthless, and Marvel killed him so he didn’t have to fight crazy Muslims.

Now there is talk of him coming back and I cant’t buy it. Will Marvel finally make the Captain do what he would do and drive his fist into the face of Jihad? Will he help the Iranian people defeat the Mad Mullahs?

I put money on it that Captain America will come back and defeat an evil banker, or some BS like that. Kiss my American ass Marvel. You ruined him once, don’t do it again.

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