Linda Kellen Biegel & Sarah Palin : A Tale By The Rude Dog
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful snow princess. Her smile reflected the sunlight off the snow, and her warmth radiated through her upbeat and tenacious persona. Her name was Sarah.
Sarah the snow princess had a playmate, Linda the lumpy. Now poor Linda was not as pretty as Sarah, and this made her a jealous sort. She would connive and backbite and gossip on poor Sarah, and all the while she convinced herself she was the victim, because she made herself feel so small.
Now Sarah tolerated Linda’s quirks, as she had grown accustomed to jealous, catty girls over the years. She was used to them ridiculing her hair, and her voice, but soon they found something more their speed. Soon, the many jealous girls found the helpless baby Trig.
Ooh Sarah was cross that the jealous ones who ate too much would attack her baby boy. A call went out to the photoshop patrol to strike back at the lumpy Linda’s and all the other catty-bitch snack munchers, who giggle in the bluish glow of their monitors, over their greasy keyboards, until their mirth turns to sorrow, for the pathetic, lonely creatures that they are.
For who is the snow princess Sarah to have all the fun? Remember when Linda and Sarah would go to the Star Wars conventions together? Linda always got the bad costume:
All the boys were wowed by Sarah’s va va voomness, but lumpy Linda was always sulking, and would often slink off to console herself with ugly friends and an ice cream:
The End.
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The moral of the story is…
Even when scumbags like Crooks & Liars escape our attention, it does not mean you should use them as your moral compass. If you need the Internet to tell you that picking on babies is wrong, you should not be on the Internet at all.
Via No Sheeples Here
June 25th, 2009 - 10:19 pm
RD,
That was simply kick-ass stellar! You are my hero of the day!
June 26th, 2009 - 8:11 am
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June 26th, 2009 - 12:46 pm
I think Sarah Palin just needs more experience and has to do more “homework”. So she might be a far better politician. But at her current state she really would have been a bad vice president.
June 26th, 2009 - 1:04 pm
Yeah, Biden is an awesome VP.
Obama & Biden
Sarah Palin on Biden
Biden, a man for all positions
Biden defending socialism
Joe’s prediction, almost to the day
Joe Biden lies about attack
Epic movie about Joe Biden
What happened?
Joe Biden warning us about Obama’s inexperience
June 26th, 2009 - 8:18 pm
Alex,
That was really nice of TRN to do your homework for you. I know you’ll take time to review, yes you can!
As for our lovely Governor Palin, her homework, and her state, she’s doing such a superb job that people in the rest of the country wish they had unemployment figures that low and a few extra in the wallet after taxes. Who’d of thunk it, eh?
You give the impression you’d be more comfortable in MI, purchasing a foreclosed home in the D area. Perhaps near the felon Monica (the mouth) and her side kick John Conyers… there’s some clever folks for ya. I can’t fault them for not having enough experience to do a good job, it’s just their choice not to.
You never did say just what it is that Governor Palin is doing wrong. Perhaps it’s just a general ‘feeling’ that you have or it’s just your preference.
You did say something about experience but I figure you’re joking. Being a Governor is (read slow) the next highest office next to POTUS. Of course time on the job adds up to experience. I guess that is funny because Barry has never been a Governor and hasn’t had much time on (any) job. Okay, here’s your ‘tee hee.’
July 2nd, 2009 - 2:04 pm
I’d accuse you of unadulterated asskissery, but after the smear jobs on Gov. Palin via the mainstream media, this cutesy tale is rather… refreshing!
You really should make a children’s book of this.
July 6th, 2009 - 10:29 am
This tale says what I have been saying for months – ugly woman cannot stand Sarah. They are JEALOUS!
It is easy to overlook and minimize her accomplishments – city counsel, mayor, beating the incumbent govenor in the primary, winning state-wide office on first run, an approval rating that just dropped to more than 60% – if you are ugly.
It is easy to make fun of someone when you are ugly but it takes a special jerk to make fun of a baby. That is really ugly.
July 7th, 2009 - 3:45 pm
Nice take on LKB. Trying to make herself important by stepping on them, just looks nasty, because it is.
Go Sarah!
July 7th, 2009 - 5:21 pm
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October 10th, 2009 - 10:03 pm
I like Sarah Palin very much. She is an awesome role model for all women. I believe that she is a great politician and kicked butt in Alaska.
November 23rd, 2009 - 12:51 pm
Sarah Palin is a good leader. i can say that because she did some projects in Alaska that helped lots of people .
February 6th, 2010 - 6:06 am
Just started reading Palin’s book (I know, I’m lagging behind) and wanted to find out who all the baddies were. Long search later, I find this evil Linda woman. Evil. Evil.
This story made my day. Jealous nasty woman.
Thanks!