The Rude Dog here, and I am posting late at night, totally winging it. No jokes, no two-dozen windows open to research a post or steal pictures to mangle in photoshop. Just me posting late at night and waxing philosophical like a drunk who says “I love you man.”

Watching the people of Iran get beaten and shot in the street has been unreal. I have spent plenty of time on Twitter and that Twazzup.Iran thing and it has been amazing to watch history unfold. Amazingly tragic mostly, as the West has averted it’s eyes from their plight. This plight has been talked about by the left as the results of Obama’s stupid Cairo speech that had the history all wrong. The Fearless Reader inspired Iran you say? I say it has something to do with Iran’s more primitive neighbor having free elections before they do. I say Iranians can’t believe that backwards neighbor of theirs got democracy before they did. So the youth turned out for the new guy, and the Mullahs cheated and the kids said “F**k it! I’m gonna fight for my future!” and they went to the street in droves, got beat, got shot, threw rocks and Twittered their asses off.

They were inspired, and they begged for Obama to back them on Twitter. Obama wavered and still looks pretty shaky, but the left took this to mean Iran wanted Obama. Nope. Iran wanted America. And that neighbor with the free elections next door? That’s Iraq. America gave Iraq those free elections with the blood of thousands soaking the ground and the Iranian’s know it. They didn’t want us to invade on their behalf, they just wanted a thumbs up, but the President, with his fly-killer hands, couldn’t get them out of our pockets fast enough.

Now, who made Iraq free? Well America did of course. President George W. Bush did too. In fact, all of the work in Iraq, even today, is Bush’s work. That’s why Obama kept Gates, in case the whole thing turns to crap. Then Obama doesn’t own it and he can blame Bush and the ‘Bush guy’ he held over. That’s the beauty of Bush, he was so damn tough. Now he did do stuff that infuriated his supporters, like spending, the borders, the first stupid bailout, there was more but I forget right now. On those meat and potatoes issues like the war however, it is obvious after this last six months that he was awesome. In my most jingoistic opinion, Bush conquered Iraq and kept it, something Alexander the Great couldn’t do. Many lives were lost, but that is the horror of war, and comparing it to the adventures undertaken by Democrat Presidents that threw men into walls of machine guns and jungles full of Russian and Chinese supplied commies, Bush’s total skull crushing victory over Saddam was indeed one of the greatest military exploits in American history. In fact, Bush was so bold, that after Saddam’s brutal son’s were slain and Saddam himself was captured, Bush said to the leftists of the world, “Kiss my ass, were gonna stay in Iraq, rebuild it for the people, and fight every radical Jihadist who wants to come in here.” They came, and the greatest military the world has ever seen laid them low. Now they wait for us to leave the major cities in Iraq, so they can test the new forces and try to scare the people into submission. God save them if Obama does for Iraq what he did for Iran. Bush, would simply say “mistakes were made” and “it’s hard work” and the war machine would move back in and start fresh. Just like Fallujah, just like the surge, just like Bush.

The people in Iran wanted that attitude from Obama, and he couldn’t pull the trigger. Not only has he wimped out on Iran, but Obama is using every f**king tool Bush and Cheney used after trashing them for two years and riding into the White House in a sliver carriage. Well it’s midnight asshole and your sliver carriage is a pumpkin, your horse pulling it is an ass, and if the shoe fits you have to wear it.

Obama, you came in a princess, dazzled the world, banished your useless VP to the playroom, increased unemployment, grew the welfare roles, seized banks, seized car companies, lost the ones you didn’t seize, freed terrorists by bribing tiny governments, passed numerous bills without reading them as long as they contain your Saul Alinsky talking points, renegged on your ‘posting the bills online’ promise, killed two pirates but pussed out on the pirates cove, said Iran the murderous regime, should be allowed to build nuclear, no nookular, power, held your dick as N. Korea set off nuke after nuke, gave China a 100% pass on Darfur, left Bush’s AFRICOM to languish until you realized bad guys are actually bad (except for your precious Odinga) and that we shouldn’t let Russia and China conquer Africa, backed the commie in Honduras who is trying to install himself ala Chavez, and now…

Now you are too scared to board a ship that might contain weapons or evidence of weapons being transported by the nuclear empowered North Koreans. (All right I’m moving back into third person now.)

Bush would move to board them, have to listen to Bill Maher cry about it, John Stewart joke about it, debate Obama and Pelosi about it, lose the academic debate, not give a sh*t, board the ship, find nothing and free the sex slaves. Instead we have mewling bitch who thinks he is on a throne of gold and has confused himself for King Midas. He is a king with special powers all right, everything he touches turns to crap.

Two articles have inspired this mental barfing. One is old, by Joe Klein of Time magazine. He savages Bush in late November of ‘08. Obama has won, and the left’s claws come right back out after a brief hiatus to bolster electability. Klein oozes what every left leaning turd you know takes for gospel, saying that Bush didn’t understand markets, freedom, or prosperity for the middle class. He actually said he never considered the complexity of the cultures he was invading. Yeah, like Washington D.C., a place where we now know Bush was indeed an alien, unlike his autocrat successor, who enjoys declaring from his ivory tower. An autocrat Klein praises. We are still waiting on those 2.5 million jobs Obama was talking about. Perhaps he left out that three times that must be lost first?

The other article is current, and the tone is so much less arrogant it would be funny if we weren’t all jobless and economically shell-shocked. It’s a shameless Machiavellian cheerleading piece by Michael Crowley. It’s a total damage control piece. Why damage control for the greatest President since FDR? Because he got two tough questions, and he got upset that he was asked tough kwesh-chuns poor wittle messiah…

…wait a second, that was it? Two little questions that aren’t; “Mister President, uhh, whats yourr favorite flavor of ice cream?” or “Mister President, umm like, what enchants you the most about being our Fearless Reader?” and this guy is off his game? I think I see that insiders have been talking. I think that little fly he killed had a brother, and that little bastard talked, alot. I think each night as David Axelrod retrains Obama on the next days talking points, Rahm Emmanuel paces the floor figuring out the best way to ram through the next turd bill. Hillary tells Bill that “we still got a shot in ‘12″  while Michelle Obama and Joe Biden both cry themselves to sleep over their perceived uselessness. Other Democrats fear Michelle and Joe wanting to be involved in the decisions, which is all making Barack Obama’s pot addled short term memory-less brain  start to crack.

I think the fly told who writes the crap on the teleprompter. The stuff that Americans think are the original thoughts of the O-bot and the receivers of this information said “Oh sh*t, we gotta pull him through. Get the press some stimulus money and shut them up.”

And that’s the way it is. We got a President who is in over his head Carter Woodrow Wilson-style, fed to us by a press full of seething hate, then euphoria and now bitter disappointment looming on the horizon.

From kicking Bush in the nuts to damage control for FDR II in six months, liberals celebrated the defeat of the GOP, but the GOP didn’t bet their future a disciple of Marxist theology with heart full of jealousy and a thirst for a sycophantic press. We bet it on a war hero and a lady governor who liberals ridicule even to this day.

We see how gracious liberals have been in their victory over free markets and manifest destiny.

We won’t forget it. Ever.

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