So many experts and critics are going on and on about Sarah Palin’s improvised speech when she announced she was resigning today.

Why the hell shouldn’t she? The Democrat Party scammed Ted Stevens out of his Senate seat. They used the same “ethics” vehicles against him as they did Palin. Fifteen times they laid siege to this woman while the GOP sends it’s frat boys on an apology tour that failed so miserably, this is the first many of you are hearing about it. I think it was called “Leave Reagan Behind” or something like that.

When McCain’s scumbags attacked her, the GOP was silent. All through that circular fire circus, John McCain never came to her aid and he didn’t even bother to call off the dogs. The Rude Dog thinks these insider smears on Palin smell like a pile of schmidt. I mean, what kind of a piece of schmidt would either allow these conniving attacks to go on, or be too stupid to know where they are coming from? It would take a really huge schmidt head to let that happen.

Now, as Sarah Palin shoves the job Democrats tried to keep her from doing anyway, right up their ass, the dorks of the ‘net speculate that she has a baby on the way or there is a big mega scandal brewing or that she wants to go all out for 2012, but this was a disastrous move because…

“You can’t quit as Governor half way through…”

Yes you can. When Sarah said “lame duck” she meant our political climate is lame. Her mounting legal bills and sterling record defending over dozen challenges and not ONE GOP asshole could say “Hey this is ridiculous. You can’t pile on a Governor like that.” No, they were all busy doing… what?

The GOP used to mean “Grand Old Party”.

Last year I said it meant “Giant Oligarch Phonies”

Today it means “Grotesque Ostracizing P**sies”

Sarah is out of office in a few weeks and within a year Alaska will say “Oh sh*t! We sent Ted and Sarah away and now our money is drying up, what happened?”

What happened was the Republican moderate effect. See, a Republican moderate stole your Gov and made her hawk positions contrary to her beliefs. She bristled at this and the pieces of schmidt assigned to help her got their feeling s hurt. They couldn’t prep her because phrases like “this interviewer is extremely liberal” are alien to the moderate. So when Sarah couldn’t name a F***ING MAGAZINE, everyone was upset that she went “unprepared.”

Then Jack Caferty, the coffee stained shirt wearing illegitimate spawn of Larry King, criticizes her on her attempt to explain the bailout. Her attempt sucked, but then, she was the only politician in America trying to explain it at all. The rest of our “leaders” gave us the finger and said tough. Jack didn’t explain it either. Neither did Katie or Charlie Gibson, the man who got his “Bush Doctrine” question all wrong.

Now as Palin quits, all of these geniuses who catatonically watched her get savaged by phony ethics complaints are declaring “it’s over” because she is bowing out of the stupidity inflicted upon her. It’s really over? I didn’t know we had all of these former governors blogging out there. No sh*t huh?

How many of the “it’s over” trumpeters were ever defending Palin? That’s what I thought. The GOP turned it’s back on one of America’s greatest potential champions. Now, we are stuck with a party that is so self loathing, the elephant doesn’t even want to walk out of the shadow of the rhino.

I hope Sarah Plain dives into something that scares liberals to all holy hell, because right now, she has the biggest balls in the GOP.

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