Weather Channel Founder John Cole Wants To Sue Al Gore

What? How dare these fools transgress the sacred science of political consensus!

John Cole’s transgressions against Al Gore, high priest of the Church of Scientism and Recycled Saints.

Hark the Vegans sing! Observe our exalted ruler! He strains for the love of the planet!

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This week in Neo-Paganism; Quotes from The Climate Change Bible.

Mother earth is angry with us. Neptune will punish us for heating his waters. The Ice will melt into his domain and his wrath be upon us.” – Granola 3:16

A great cloud of pollution will rise in the name of justice to punish those who are infidels and skeptics.” – Passion of the Prius 2:12

He who drives a Prius is as a boy’s love to a Namblite. But he who drives a “safe” vehicle with weight of steel and ride of smoothness shall be condemned.” – Exhortations of the Eco-mom’s 2:11

Here is a brochure proving Climate Change;

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This Week In Neo-Paganism recommends the following films;

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