Charles Johnson, a legend in his own mind. The heartbreak of his decent into madness is not over.
Even after his crazed assault on fellow bloggers and the embarrassing failure to recognize fauxtography, a field he pioneered, he has rambled down a road of liberal repentance. This has lead to the hyper predictable race card being thrown around. The Race Card, is the weapon of the intellectual kamikaze. It means they have utterly lost the argument and are trying to “unmask you” as a racist.
In the cartoon reality of the liberal mind, of which Charles is now completely possessed, the liberals are the Mystery Machine driving detectives running around a ripping masks off of seemingly normal people, but then…
…the mask comes off and reveals a white hood!
“Dern yoo pesky libruls! We was almost ready to start the great race war. Curses! You’ve foiled the Confederacy again!”
They rip the mask off of Michael Steele:
“Oh No! Don’t tell anybody I’m secretly white! The Confederates made me do it. I don’t even like hip-hop.”
The liberals then expose that every right wing blogger is connected to Klan-net and that we all get emailed talking points every day so we can coordinate the Great White Wash.
Michelle Malkin is revealed to be a cutter, as she is filled with racist self loathing and punishes herself nightly, just before going to bed in her own private internment camp.
Ann Coulter fights to the bitter end. It is revealed she is a vampire, drinking the blood of gay children so she can remain ageless and blonde. The liberals pass a gun ban, and all of Ann’s weapons magically disintegrate and she plants a Peace Tree.
Rush Limbaugh continues to annoy the liberal empire however, as they suck so utterly bad at radio they can’t even find a radio station to shut him down. AM is outlawed and he becomes known as the forbidden talker. Later generations refer to his show as “the broadcast.”
Of course, we all know this is crap. In reality, the liberal cabal that was supposed to take over America has so completely fu**ed up, that eight months in, they still need to blame Bush. They are bankrupt of ideas. They have reached into their wallet to find a charge card and behold!
The Race Card.
Don’t be a liberal without it.
Note: LGF is the Titanic of blogs. Once thought unsinkable, now sinking due to the madness of it’s captain.
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We all know what happens if you call ‘wolf’ and cry ‘fire’ when there is none. It’s kind of a shame actually, if they really cared.
The point is, they have nothing else substantive and resort to their usual ways of getting a rise.
AKA a lame game…. yawn.
That’s quotable! Hee hee!