LGF’s Brain Trust: Mever say Mever Salamantis

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(From the Bowl of The Rude Dog)

This week, TRN will post about the stalker mentality Charles Johnson has engendered among his sycophants.

For now, a teaser about the forthcoming hilarity:

Please understand that the largest segment of LGF’s audience is men around 50.

Dork Gauntlet

Anyboduy? Anyboduy huh? C’mon guys… I don’t want to go alone… anyboduy with me?”

Dork Wager

You wagered wrong.

Not only did we publish his comment, we are going to leave it as the first exhibit in the LGF Brain Trust Museum.

He was constantly jumping back and forth throughout the day. Don’t these losers have jobs? They are doing this from work…

Damage Control

He mever saw it coming. At 3:02, twenty one minutes earlier, I jumped in and said:

  • Well the first two, #’s 947 & 965 are authentic. The third one… #969 seems to have disappeared… heh.
  • .

So Salamantis returns to the LGF fortress (which fears dissent) and does his damage control, realizing most of LGF completely missed the boat in their frantic scramble to kiss Charles’ ass. (We have the posts of these guys going on and on like the complete dorks they are)

Only a blog filled with mid-life crisis having trolls would miss the obvious. Never mind that they had to negotiate through stuff like this to get there.

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I assume most middle aged men would call that a clue.

Regardless, TRN is proud is introduce the LGF Battle Badge. Here is #1, Salamantis:

Salmantiseasy

Each LGF Battle Badge will be designated with the number in which the lizard was dispatched, the date of their defeat, their disgraced insignia and a fitting quote.

With over 30,000+ college educated, middle aged men at his disposal, Charles Johnson should do better that this, right?

The Salamantis badge will remain in the sidebar, waiting for some company.

I have to say, it is high time you dweebs put down the knives. You are starting to hurt yourselves.

Check back later in the week for a breakdown of LGF’s stalker mentality.

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The Schooling of LGF’s High Minded “Moderates” / Updated!

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Charles Johnson’s War

When Champions Become Chumps

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