Christians vs. Muslims; What Hath They Wrought?
Why can’t we be friends? Did I offend you by naming my dog Mohammed?
Why can’t we be friends indeed? Did I offend you with my chants of “Death to America” and “Death to Israel?”
Let’s start over. We Christians were doing quite well before Muslims came along. We survived Roman/Pagan persecution, weathered the Dark Ages and raised most Europeans from their dirt worshiping way of life. Then Muslims began showing up in Spain, fresh off their North African Enslavement tour and made their way into France…
Wait, wait, wait just a second there, Crusader jackal. I will not have this said about the servants of Mohammed, peace be upon him. We liberated the North African continent.
Fie Devil! You liberated the Abyssinian & Carthaginian peoples of their wealth and daughters!
All must pay the jizya who do not submit…
Then Count Julian busted your balls, he turned you back from Spain…
Aha! Count Julian sold Spain to us later because Roderic could not tie up his camel!
Bastard! You beat me to the first camel joke…
I have been at this a long time…
After you ravaged Spain you slithered into France…
We enlightened Spain.
Yes with the jizya and stolen knowledge! Forcing Islam on African and European minds and calling it Islamic thought…
My Ancestors had built civilizations while Romans were still filthy Latin-River monkeys!
You literally gave us zero and banished your best brain, Averroes, because you couldn’t handle the truth.
His mind was corrupted by Western rational thoughts!
You burned the Library of Alexandria.
Bah! Caliph Umar did not burn it, he found it that way after the Christians burned it.
Liar! He said “…if it does not agree with the Quran, burn it!” or something like that..
Oh you were there?
Theophilus just destroyed the Serapenunmin…
Serapeum! You can’t even say it right!
You know it ’cause you burned it bitch!
Ridiculous!
Why is a Muslim fortress on the lighthouse of Alexandria foundation?
The Lighthouse at Pharos means nothing…
“And the Muslims came and the light of knowledge was extinguished in Alexandria…”
You made that up! You fools were still staring at the sky to navigate before we brought you the Astrolabe.
Did you steal the design out of the Library of Alexandria?
Columbus would not have made it to America without us.
Yes you also enlightened Spain in the fine trade of slavery.
Well without slaves your music would suck today!
Ha! Have you heard your music? It’s like apes banging cookware coupled with cacophonous yelling. “AAiieyaay Aii ya…Ackbar”
Enough, back to the subject at hand…
Why can’t we be friends?
Why not? We must have something in common.
Did I offend you by attacking your ships for Allah?
Did I offend you when Charles Martel whipped your asses?
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