The Rude Dog vs. The Pinko Ninja

This loser was dressed in a ninja suit threatening to beat up Sen. Joe Lieberman. Too bad The Rude Dog wasn’t around…

Ninja Dork: “I want to beat up Joe Lieberman.”

The Rude Dog: “WTF is the matter with you? Look at your clothes. Are those ‘chucks?”

Ninja Dork: “OMG! A talking dog in a hat!”

The Rude Dog: “STFU bitch. I am so tired of you libs crying over old people waving signs this summer while you commit the most outrageous stunts. I am taking it out on your face. All of the problems of the world are now solvable just by kicking your ass.”

Ninja Dork: “There can only be one!”

The Rude Dog: “Spoken like a forty year-old virgin.” (Paw slams into teeth)

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