If you worship at the same mosque that 9/11 Hijackers worshipped at, you might be a Jihadist.
If you hide that you are an American, just so you can say you are from Jordan to sound more Jihad-like, you might be a Jihadist.
If you hand out business cards that claim you are a soldier of Allah, you might be a Jihadist.
If the radical Imam you listened to praises your shooting rampage, you might be a Jihadist.
When you think “being a good Muslim” means you have to fight America, you might be a Jihadist.
If the Jews or Zionists are running everything, you might be a Jihadist.
If the guy at the corner store thinks your Arabic sucks, you might be a Jihadist.
If the mothers of your patients are afraid of you, you might be a Jihadist.
If you find yourself praying for God to smite infidels and crusaders, you might be a Jihadist.
If you threaten The Rude News for making the CAIR Bears, you might be a Jihadist.
If you find yourself shouting “Death to America” and there are no comedians around, you might be a Jihadist.
If you think Osama bin Laden is a victim, you might be a Jihadist.
If you join the Army and hate yourself, everyone around you and the mission, you might be a Jihadist.
If you think Israel is the intolerant middle eastern country, you might be a Jihadist.
If you are worried about Jihadists causing a “backlash” rather than stopping Jihadists in the first place, you might be a Jihadist.
If you are shooting, slashing or detonating human beings while shouting “Allahu Ackbar!”(God is great), you might be a Jihadist.
(Big H/T to Atlas Shrugs, who always covers the stuff the rest are afraid of.)
