Last month, Martha Stewart shot her mouth off about Rachel Ray:

• “She — just did a new cookbook which is just a re-edit of a lot of her old recipes,” … “That’s not good enough for me”
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Now I hear you going’ “Day-Yum” but wait! There’s more…

Stewart also hit Sarah Palin:

“She’s a very boring to me. Very boring, and a very, to me, kind of a, a dangerous person. I mean, to, she’s dangerous.”

“She speaks, she’s, she’s so confused. And anyone like that in government is a real problem.”

Then:

Question: Have you been able to catch Sarah Palin’s interviews?

Stewart: “Why’s everybody asking that? I wouldn’t, I wouldn’t watch her if you paid me.”

Yeah bitch, not even if you paid me! Of course, I have no idea how she is dangerous or boring if I don’t watch her TV appearances.

Watch:

Stewart is a typical liberal who can’t find her ass with both hands. She learned about Sarah Palin from SNL & Comedy Central, where the rest of Obama’s supporters get their news.

Stewart is jealous that both women are younger and hotter. Both women are more popular than her and it frosts Stewart’s ice covered ass.

One thing Stewart does have on Ray and Palin is her street cred. Neither Rachael Ray or Sarah Palin have gone to prison for securities fraud. Stewart might take Ray down in the yard, but my money would be on Palin if they did the orange jumpsuit tango. It wouldn’t be the first time Palin skinned a bitch.

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