The Rude News will set you straight with a real talking points laden review of 2009. These other losers write eclectic things like “Things I would like to forget in 2009″ and lame stuff that makes us say “We would like to forget you wrote that, bitch.”

Here is the real deal on 2009. For starters:

January:

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On Inauguration Day, President Obama was the first President in fifty years to skip the Salute to Heroes Inaugural Ball. The Inaugural Ball recognizes recipients of Medal of Honor, 87 of whom were black. From the Civil War until today, how many of those Americans went to their deaths, dreaming of day like January 21, 2009? Too bad, Obama was busy.

The excuse for his absence was that the clearing of the hotel was too difficult, a consideration not extended to the Bush Administration over Hurricane Katrina:

It was too inconvenient for President Obama to see our MOH Heroes, because the Secret Service would have to clear a large building.

Evidently, clearing a hotel is harder than clearing a city that is falling apart. Here was the text of the Whitehouse.gov website earlier this year:

• Citing the Bush Administration’s “unconscionable ineptitude” in responding to Hurricane Katrina, then-Senator Obama introduced legislation requiring disaster planners to take into account the specific needs of low-income hurricane victims. (I guess the liberal mayor and liberal governor were too busy)

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(The White House has since changed the language in that passage, after realizing their stupidity.)

Obama did send in Joe Biden, so they actually cleared the building anyway. Perhaps dumping the inept Biden off on the troops was a way to give the President’s heart a break from leaping every time Biden spoke.

Here they are on day one. Joe makes a lame insult and Obama moves away and shakes his head:

Yeah, Biden’s the guy to send to our heroes and break fifty years of tradition.

On days one and two, Obama was most concerned with the rights of terrorists and their access to Israel.

Here is a reaction to some of the diplomatic love Obama brought America:

What happened there libs? I thought Obama was improving our image overseas? This poster looks just like the Hezbollah BS that they used to lay on Condi Rice:

He attacked Rush Limbaugh and increased Rush’s audience, continued to push his ridiculous promise of a 95% tax cut, which is piece of snake oil semantics at best.

The Idiossey was published.

Susan Rice warns Israel that it may have violated the law and brings down the house. The U.N. loves an Israel basher. Israel is the country Obama fears even more than America.

Obama breaks on of his key transparency promises. He also triples the number of pages Google is forbidden to access.

Obama extends an olive branch to Iran and gets slapped in the face.

President Obama cuts defense spending and the Army tries to charge troops for bloodied uniforms.

Obama’s terrible judge of character is on full display as he nominates tax cheat after tax cheat to his cabinet.

February:

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After hearing about how important chemistry is from the liberal media during the election, they dropped this talking point as soon as it was obvious that Obama and Biden’s chemistry sucked.

An article titled; Is Obama’s Obapost-partisan politics dead on arrival? was one of the first in February to address Obama’s pseudo bipartisanship. The whole lie off Obama’s bipartisanship shows how stupid the Democrat party thinks Americans really are. Barack Obama never, ever reached out to Republicans on one issue in his life. He has absolutely no right wing position and he does not, nor has he ever, resisted one left wing position in his life.

His “reaching out” was a cocktail party for a few guys he thinks are at the top. A party in which Barack had a $100+ steak. He must have felt short-changed at the paltry $170,000,000 sweet sixteen party we threw him. That’s 1,113 times more than Sarah Palin’s wardrobe bill that liberals freaked out about.

The fact that Obama never had a conservative view in his life still hasn’t floated to the surface in MSM land.

The Fearless Reader lowers expectations in the Afghanistan theatre of war, calling it “the new realism.” That’s a euphemism for “I can’t handle this.” TRN covered it in “Prepare to Fail.”

Tales of a Paradise is published and it was epic.

The Obamasburg Address is published an it too was motherfu**ing epic.

Obama withdraws charges against an enemy combatant who was involved in the USS Cole attack. The sailor’s mother is questioning the wisdom of previously supporting Obama:

Jim Cramer calls out Obama on his “now is not the time for profits” idiocy. Obama does not understand that Americans live, eat and sleep profits. They are usually called jobs. A month later the left sicked Jon Stewart on Cramer. Jon Stewart had yet another “calling out” episode where takes powerful people to task. Which really means Stewart played to the most cartoonish and simple minded aspects of liberalsism. No word from Comedy Central on how the President losing millions of jobs is less important than Jim Cramer but we are sure they would hide behind the “it’s satire” bullshit pretty quick.

Obama goes Jimmy Carter malaise style, then decides that’s a bad idea and he hits the airwaves to shore up support for his insane spending along with a bunch of commie rat Republicants. Glenn Beck exposes the lies and catches the President trying to remove his own fingerprints from some pork:

The tax protests begin to pick up steam and the Stimulus fantasy is “passed”, like the turd that it is.

Americans who know just a tiny bit of American history are scared to death, while everyone else is wondering why all of their friends are getting laid off.

Eric Holder calls us a nation of cowards but we should consider the source. Did he prosecute those armed Black Panthers yet? Nope.

March:

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To big to fail is the flavor of the week. It is also the MSM’s favorite theme for the Obama Presidency.

$900 Million goes to Hamas Gaza. Imam Hamza Bear weighs in.

ACORN begins to get more attention than it wants, as allegations of fraud resurface. Obama nominates David F. Hamilton, an ACORN hack, to the 7th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Chicago.

The AIG bonus debacle demonstrates how bad government is at business.

Tax protest videos like this are produced more often:

Some are less serious and simply focus on the hyper competence of this administration:

Obama fires Rick Wagner. That sentence alone should put fear in your heart.

Savage breaks down what is wrong with our Orwellian social engineers, from left to right. God Bless our police.

April:

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The President bows so low to the Saudi King that Obama actually bruises the back of his throat. Robert Gibbs came out lying to tell us that the President didn’t bow, even though he clearly fu**in’ bowed.

Torture, Us vs Them:

A quick review of Obama’s foreign policy triumphs so far.

The White House discloses which cronies profiteered off of the TARP.

The cause of the economic crisis is still being lied about.

Nouriel Roubini is still hailed as an economic hero, but he is really a weasley douche.

The Wilkin’s Ice Shelf breaks. It’s George Bush’s fault.

Obama screws up in Turkey as he fails to see the not-so-creeping Jihad taking place there.

Somali Pirates get bad on US ships, something they feared to do under Bush. They get shot.

Liberals defend the pirates as environmentalists.

Joe Biden lies, again.

Andrew Klavan explains liberalism in America.

The “torture” issue continues… to annoy the country.

Where are the Obama family tell-all books?

A quick review of the first 100 days:

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It was too much for this economics pro and he passes the f**k out when he realizes America is being devoured by a big bad socialist monster:

Sarkozy kicks Obama in the balls:

• Mr Sarkozy slapped down the US President on French TV after he publicly called for Turkish entry to the European Union.

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Tax protests take off across the nation with no riots, burning cars, storefront windows broken, or teargas.

Susan Roesgen and many other liberals become overnight tax policy experts so that the may defend the Fearless Reader:

It went over like a lead balloon and Susan Roesgen got canned. Here is what happened after her stupid report:

Bill O & Greta deliver a CNN smackdown:

Liberals then decide to warn America against palling around with tax protesters.

Obama’s various fiscal promises are scrutinized… by everyone except the MSM.

Socialism workshops pick up steam as Obamites come out of the closet.

President Obama, the still churchless President, was happy to use biblical language to describe his centralized economic plans:

• “We cannot rebuild this economy on the same pile of sand,” he added. “We must build our house upon a rock.”

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He said this at Georgetown University, where they covered up the Christogram. You can’t have “Jesus, Saviour of Men” anywhere near a liberal President, but you can steal the language from his book.

The media contiues gunning for their own bailout by doing puff pieces, like this one about Obama’s inability to speak without reading to us. It’s all part of the Government Media Complex.

News breaks that the Tea Parties were spied upon. Hail Emperor Obama. Where was the noise about spying on American citizens? Clearly an old woman and a redneck holding a Gadsen Flag were more important than that fuckin’ terrorist therapist Nidal Malik Hasan. Good job.

Liberals talk about sexual acts, in reference to tax protests, on prime time TV:

Hugo Chavez hands Obama an anti-American book on camera and it shoots to #2 on Amazon. Tool.

The “torture” issue continues to excite liberal hearts and minds that they will finally “get” Bush.

Condi Rice takes a fool to school:

A photo op gone awry turns into a 911 dry run.

Robert “Squealer” Gibbs screws the pooch in response.

“Contact the White House.”

Robert… you are the White House.

May:

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Abu Ghraib Waterboard Park opens and it is a smashing success.

Arlen Specter says that the GOP killed Jack Kemp. Aside from being as stupid as John Edwards was in 2004 when Edwards said Christopher Reeve would walk if America voted Democrat, Specter switched to the Democrat party at the end of April. He just wanted to impress his new liberal friends.

Now that Democrats rule everything, why the hell are these people still in wheelchairs? The Democrats must be punishing them for ‘04.

Hundreds of protesters hit the rainy streets of NYC to demonstrate against Sharia Law and Islamist savagery.A finer group of Americans and international leaders could not be found in any other protest, yet not one damn camera. There was a former slave there! Who was there to record this man’s story? Nobody. (Except Atlas)

The MSM swine covered a stupid bus tour of CEO homes that involved thirty Marxists and a few Starbuckians, but a former slave? That ain’t news.

President Obama gets a CAIR Bear, that’s news dammit.

President Obama yucks it up with Wanda Sykes over Rush Limbaugh’s imagined kidney failure.

The socialized medicine push begins:

ACORN gets more and more unwanted attention.

National Prayer Day with Steven Crowder.

Ann Coulter serves Joy Behar time and again on a host of issues:

Michael Savage is banned in the U.K.:

President Obama gets tough on those crazy people in the Middle East… the Israelis!

• General Jones was reported to have written in a confidential telegramme. “We will not push Israel under the wheels of a bus, but we will be more forceful toward Israel than we have been under Bush.”
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Obama backpedals on his push to release so-called “torture photos.” Now that he sees there are no photos of actual torture, he saves his party’s ass by suppressing them. Many libs are too intoxicated with the fantasy of seeing their #1 anti-Bush talking point justified and they insist Obama has “switched sides.” He switched sides alright, and he saved your lying asses.

The President toys with the idea of detaining suspects indefinitely, something Bush never even tried. In fact, Bush wanted tribunals to try them in a timely manner. The Supreme Court shot them down.

Keith Olbermann debuts a segment called “WTF?” He later scrapped it, realizing that fifty year old men should not make blog posts on TV.

Republicans float the idea of Charlie Crist as a 2012 hopeful. Fail.

TRN weighs in on the willful blindness of the American people.

The President continues to push the talking point that socialized healthcare will save us money. If Medicaid is going broke… why put everyone on it? Don’t you need to cut the Medicare? No “journalist” can figure this shit out evidently.

North Korea fires a missle. Good thing Obama cut missle defense.

Big Sis a.k.a Janet Napolitano, claimed that 9/11 T’s came from Canada. The Canadians said the bitch watched too much South Park:

A clothing company recalled some commie chic undies because the Obama supporters who bought it thought Hitler was on them. It was really Stalin.

Senator Roland Burris gets busted:

Rob Blagojevich: “If you guys can just write checks, that’d be fine.”Burris: “I will personally do something, okay.”

Rob Blagojevich: “Okay. Alright, Roland.”

Burris: “And it’ll be done before the 15th of December.”

Rob Blagojevich: “Hey, you’re a good friend. I’ll pass on your message.”

Burris: “Please do and… tell Rod to keep me in mind for that seat, would ya. (chuckles)”

Rob Blagojevich: “I’ll let him know.”

Why is he still in the Senate?

Monster sex scandal rocks Twitter:

These tweets were quickly followed by “Yeah Right” and “You wish.”

Dr. George Tiller is killed at his church, setting off a firestorm of crazy rhetoric.

June:

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Abdulhakim Mujahid Muhammad shoots Pvt. William Long & Pvt. Quinton Ezeagwula at a recruiting office in Little Rock. The Father Of Pvt. William Long Speaks.

President Obama’s big money date with Michelle.

The left found the word “terrorist” for Tiller’s murderer, but can’t bring themselves around to do so for Abdulhakim Mujahid Muhammad. The craziness continues.

Playboy publishes “Top 10 Conservative Women We Hate to Love”.

President Obama gives his “Egypt Speech.”

Eric Holder let’s club wielding Black Panthers off the hook.

Land of The Lost gets sexed up by Hollywood:

In a foreshadowing of leftist panic mongering, the left exploit the shooting of Steven Tyrone Johns to the hilt. Johns was a guard at the Holocaust Museum.

The President kills a fly, liberals try to make him out to be a bad ass. Too bad he cried about being oppressed by the media at the same time.

Senator Barbara Boxer puts on a pathetic display:

Rush Limbaugh gets smeared with fake quotes.

Judge Sonia Sotomayor quits the Belizean Grove, a group of self-important women who are in New York City and nowhere near Belize. Some Republicans took issue with the club but they sucked at pointing out Sotomayor was simply rationalizing the rules when it came to her. They played around with stupid stuff like this while missing the whole “I love socialists like Norman Thomas red flags.” They seemed to drop the La Raza ball too.

The President completely screws up dealing with Iran’s election violence. Here was the epic tragedy that was Robert Gibbs statement:

“Like the rest of the world, we were impressed by the vigorous debate and enthusiasm that this election generated, particularly among young Iranians. We continue to monitor the entire situation closely, including reports of irregularities.”

Thanks Bob! You mean “irregularities” like shooting girls in the chest?

How f***ing irregular!

NPR has a segment about wackadoo Islamniacs writing poems to nine-year old girls… on Father’s day.

Red Planet rules the world with a cartoon about the current political/economic situation.

The Ghost of President Washington posts on The Rude News. An excerpt:

• In recent months, I, along with several of my colleagues who helped create this country, have been rolling in our graves like gerbils on cocaine.
• Thank the Almighty that the French did not adopt this ridiculous view that supporting a revolution is bad, because they don’t want to be blamed for it.
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Sarah Palin is attacked by liberals. TRN delivers smackdown.

The Rude News angers a commune of a perv who offered his partner’s kid up on the ‘net for… yep.

Godwin’s Law & Obamacare:

Huh? Rationing? No way… Hey Doc! Get your hands off them under fifty titties!

July:

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Sarah Palin’s smokin’ secksy lags are all over the Intertubes:

More lib dorks attack Palin while moderates apologize for her popularity.

In some parallel universe, people were saying Jessica Simpson was overweight:

“Now that Jessica Simpson looks better than ever after having her first decent meal in ten years, the fashion gestapo must stop this potential revolution of women who look womanly.”

People started lionizing Walter Cronkite after his death. Fail. Big Hollywood has a great post on Cronky.

Cronky’s cook spills the beans…

Race Card declined:

Yay atheist dude:

COLB/Birther issue is declared a trap.

President Obama runs his arrogant mouth and givews us The Beer Summit.

August:

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Firestorm. Never mind that they did this to President Bush years before.

Some conservative bloggers bring down a Trig Truther school teacher blogger/troll. Lib-troll/Palin stalker loses his job. TRN had some fun.

It’s on Motherfu**ers is published.

Sarah Palin defeats the Democrat controlled Senate’s Death Panels… with Facebook.

TRN is declared fishy. No Sheeples Here made the badge upon pain of death:

After asking Americans to flag “fishy” emails, The Rude Dog flagged the President himself.

Contessa Brewer runs a stupid segment on CNN in an attempt to play the race card. Declined.

Rifqa Bary.

The lionizing of Senator Ted Kennedy. TRN weighs in:

President Barack Obama should indeed use Ted Kennedy as an exploit to pass health care. Ted Kennedy is worth more dead in this respect because he can’t take to the mike and damage himself, the way Robert Gibbs and Joe Biden do. When Barack Obama stands on Kennedy’s corpse to look down his nose at us, it will be a fitting tribute to a man who spent his career looking for cheap shots and gimmicks all the while grandstanding and filibustering to the point of humiliation. He was the Democrat do-boy.

The rise of American Fascism Americorps.

September:

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Animal Farm comes to life.

President Obama expands his powers to check up on the American people, the people he is most suspicious of.

Van Jones comes to the American people’s attention. Nobody is happy with light being shed on his past.

“I want you to argue with them and get in their face.” – President Barack Obama
“If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun.” – President Barack Obama

Yeah and “I want you to bite their fingers off.”

Yes We Cannibal!

Pam Geller gets in some faces over Islam’s terrible treatment of women and girls.

9/11, the press releasing photos of dying troops, Obambies and a rant.

Van Jones gets fired. (STFU with “resigns”)

In reality, Van Jones was a descendant of both Martin Luther King and Jesus Christ, but the Fox News Distortifer filters we all use transformed that message and we violated the innocence of Van Jones. (excerpt)

“You Lie!”

ACORN – had to make a category.

9/11/2001 as seen from 9/11/2009

Obamite Atty looks into prosecuting Big Governemt.com’s Miles O’Keefe and Hannah Giles for exposing ACORN.

Caster Semenya’s story is handled with class and dignity by Pablo Pig:

South Africa has threatened war because they were caught cheating. Kiss our ass South Africa.

Better yet, why not go suck your girl’s balls.

Solomon Kane is declared suckish.

Charles Johnson’s War

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The Bill Sparkman “fed” Incident

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This asshole:

and this one too:

Barack Obama’s amazingly consistent smile from Eric Spiegelman on Vimeo.

October:

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Karl Rove delivers:

FLOTUS, you lie!

“Some of my best memories are sitting on my dad’s lap, cheering on Olga and Nadia, Carl Lewis, and others for their brilliance and perfection.”

She would have been about 20.

Real news that gets ignored:

2009 Nobel Peace Prize

Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

November:

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Nidal Malik Hasan attacks troops in Ft. Hood. President Obama handles it poorly because he is the genius everyone told us about.

Where the Wild Things Are is declared suckish. Libs attack.

Dede Scozzafava…

Muslim Sex slave Barbie:

Bill Sparkman, Hero of Liberals & Scumbag Deluxe w/Bacon

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Scott Fenstermaker Sucks

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Defending Michelle Obama’s good looks.

Al Gore continues to screw world.

Scientists cover stuff up. No big deal.

Precious is declared suckish & “a lesson for (white) folks who haven’t spent enough time in the ghetto”

December:

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Max Bacus hires his piece of ass.

Tiger Woods tells TRN everything in an exclusive.

Avatar is declared suckish.

“Our revolution seeks to help all people…socialism, the other ghost that is probably wandering around this room, that’s the way to save the planet, capitalism is the road to hell….let’s fight against capitalism and make it obey us.” – Hugo Chavez

Chairman Mao is on the White House Christmas Tree. President Obama says STFU America.

Rush limbaugh goes to the hospital. Libs ahow compassion.

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