Abu Qatada is Mujahideen of the Week my brothers. Calm yourselves, I know he did not martyr himself, I realize he did not bravely dress as a woman and explode his guts all over Zionists.

Abu Qatada, is showing us the new way forward. We no longer need to sacrifice our own bodies because the backward laws of the kafir now serve us. Can you believe the stupidity of western lawyers, who spring from prison our future Shahids and Mujahideen? When he learned of his victory, he called me and we sang “Ahhbu Qatada…” to the tune of Hakuna Matata, his favorite kafir song.

Imagine if a Zionist Crusader was captured in our lands and some barrister complained to us about “human rights.” Bwahahahaha!

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