A Death Fatwa is issued against The Rude Dog, who resides over at TheRudeNews.com. This cartoon dog has invaded the home of our little Jihad Jane in Charlotte, NC. Samir Khan, who runs our greatest western network, was visited by The Rude Dog. However, Samir upheld the Jihadist tradition of hiding behind loved ones when he let his daddy answer the door for him. Daddy Khan asked the kafir to leave the property. The foul dog kafir wanted to ask more questions, but Daddy Khan bravely closed the door and hid in the house like a lion before a squirrel.
This Rude Dog, he must be stopped or he will embolden other kafirs to confront their neighbors who practice Internet Jihad. Next they will demand entry to our Mosques!
May this Rude Dog have his entrails cut from his belly and they be devoured by dogs. May his eyes be filled with blood sucking ticks and his tongue be ripped out by house cats. May he be forced to eat off his own lips and his fingers be melted together in one glop.
Praise Allah as 72 yummy virgins await the champion that will free us of this Crusader Dog!
