The Great Coffee Keffiyeh Caper has scandalized the Media. (Atlas was out in front. Give props to the Conservo-babe)

Rachael Ray has been scandalized by an activist football-bat stylist who thought she would look cute in this summers Intifada-lite Keffiyeh. America did not see it that way. Keith Olberman properly scolded us, but the ad still came down. It isn’t really a victory however, its more of a retaking, a Jihad if you will. See the Islamists won when stupid fashion people tried to mainstream commies and terrorism. In fact it is simply liberals again who have poisoned the water.

I can see it now. An American Combat Vet, just home from 24 months of desert combat, sees his American wife dressed to kill with her keffiyeh terrorist accessories. His daughter is wearing the Victimized shirt from Urban Outfitters and his son sporting the latest in Che Guevara t-shirts. This is what our soldiers are dying for. On the drive home he gets an earful of how his daughter’s teacher taught them all about the near extinction of Polar Bears and explains carbon offsets. She throws a fit at Outback about the steak dinner her dad has been craving. His son then goes on about how he is ashamed that his father fought for oil. The soldier, deep in his heart, thanks liberals for all they have done to his American dream.

Michelle Malkin is taking the heat for this one because liberals hate her the most. She is younger than Ann and a minority woman. A triple threat to liberals who can’t keep her in line. For instance Katie “Jihad” Halper, says Michelle is gay because she is wearing a leather jacket. The problem here is that Katie is a liberal and does not understand that Michelle’s jacket is cut for a girl and the gay dude’s jacket is cut for a man. You may have noticed liberal women and their poor fashion sense, but Katie was gracious enough to demonstrate it.

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