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Forgive me brothers, for I was detained in Guantanamo last week. Luckily my new friends at the SCOTUS gave me Ramsey Clark and a special hearing. The kaifr court couldn’t wait to give me American rights!

The treatment there was unbearable. I was forced to eat chicken cordon bleu twice in the same week, given an inferior Koran and then when I complained, I was put in a dark room with loud music and screaming. I have heard Americans refer to this as a fun house.

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Praise Allah as our brothers in The al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades bring pressure upon Hamas and the Zionists to fight once again.

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The kafirs had better explain this picture over at Last of the Few.

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