George Carlin & LOTR

I always thought George would have been an awesome Tom Bombadil in LOTR.
 
“That sh*t ain’t right, get the f**k wight! I’m sendin’ your ass to the Barrow Downs tonight!”
 
“Holy Sh*t! I’m tryin’ to save the world and all I got is a geriatric pothead and few gay dwarfs…”
 
“I wouldn’t handle that ring. I don’t think he wore it on his finger…”