President Barack (Hussein! OMG! He’s-a-sekrit-Mawslem) Obama has weathered some unique charges in comparison to other Presidents.
The charge that stands out the most is the issue of his birth.
The Conspiracy: The Prez was not born in the United States and is an illegal occupant of the White House.
The truth of the matter is, for President Obama to be an illegal alien in the White House, you must believe:
1) That the DNC did not check into this on their own, quietly behind the scenes. If they did elect Obama without knowing this stuff, they would be ruined forever.
2) That President Obama escaped the investigative powers of the Clinton machine, a machine that kept hundreds of files on it’s political opponents.
3) That the birth announcement placed in the paper in 1961 is either forged or a conspiracy to allow Obama citizenship.
A time travel conspiracy perhaps?
4) The Prez is an illegal occupant of the White House.
What a load.
Where it started: A small buzz in early 2008 turned into a wail of desperation when Democrat lawyer Phillp Berg filed his case against the President for not being born in the U.S.A., and the Birther movement as we know it was born.
Early calls for the President to show some paper were mostly requests to shut up the burgeoning freakshow, but the momentum picked up and the case actually went before the Supreme Court.
We aren't touching this one. Dismissed.
While it was normal to give this case a curious glance when it hit the Supreme Court, it would have been nice of people looked more into the background of Phillp Berg.
Mr. Berg is a cuckoo-nutso 9/11 Troofer, tried to get three Supreme Court Justices disbarred for the Bush v Gore case in 2000 and attempted to “expose” the truth behind President Obama’s birthplace. The dude believes in at least three conspiracies, just on this list.
Your small mind just can't handle all this truth
The Stupid: So many gaffes and gimmicks keep this thing alive
A fake cert showed up, declaring that Obama was indeed born in Kenya and the birthers rejoiced. Too bad the cert was bogus, created by a blogger who lead them around just for S&G.
Fine cotton business paper: $11
Inkjet printer: $35
1940 Royal Model KMM manual typewriter: $10
2 Shilling coin: $1
Pilot Varsity fountain pen: $3
Punkin’ the Birthers: Priceless
Fake papers and silliness have destroyed any credibility in the COLB debacle. Right?
Not to be outdone, drooler fans who are supposed to be journalists, pulled off stuff like this:
At least that was just funny, unlike the arrest of Jerome Corsi, a Birther author who… is also a 9/11 Truth wanker.
The arrest of Corsi in Nairobi Kenya added fuel to the dying flames and even more people started buying in.
Some ineptitude on the part of the Obama’s has not helped things either. When FLOTUS Michelle Obama called Kenya his “home” country, the keyboards statrted melting:
Although one might think such mistakes are rare for such sophisticated people so maybe…
"When Palin and Bachmann embrace this story, we will eat their breakfast"
There is some clown running around recently, claiming “he was there” for some early event in Obama’s life and his insider knowledge means we should lap up his blather.
This guy’s name was Timothy Adams and something tells me this guy watched to many movies with “insider/whistleblower” CIA types.
"Don't call me a birther, I hate that"
He was a fancy clerk! Hopefully he enjoyed his fifteen minutes, because the rest of his life is appearing on websites like this.
The Reality: Dead end. If it’s true, then we deserve it.
How about digging up some real stuff, like what he taught at college? Don’t you wanna see the Bamster all Glenn Becked out at the chalkboard drawing up formulas to destroy America?
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