From anti-Jewish cabals to greedy oil companies, the 911 conspiracy theorists blame everyone but the actual terrorists. If 911 was such an inside job, why do international terror groups celebrate it?
The Conspiracy: President Bush had foreknowledge of the 9-11 Attacks and let them happen, just like Roosevelt did with Pearl Harbor.
Or he used a controlled demolition on the buildings while crashing planes into them as a diversion. Or he used holographic projectors on cruise missiles to make them look like planes. The holographic projector used in the Pentagon attack screwed up, so you don’t see a plane. Or the jews did it.
There are a myriad of theories as to why this done to us, each one as stupid as it’s predecessor.
How it started:
On September 11, 2001, the United States of America was attacked by a Jihadist network who hijacked four passenger aircraft and proceeded to fly all but one, flight 93, into buildings of great import.
Thousands of people were killed, the civilized world mourned with us and a group of dorks suddenly realized you could get alot of attention on the Internet.
The Stupid: All of it.
When you have folks like Michael Ruppert, Alex Jones and many others pushing ideas about peak oil theory and Israeli infiltration, you have to realize that this means a book/documentary bonanza. The attacks on 9/11 are a Pandora’s box of marketing opportunities. They sell books and films on several other conspiracy theories just by tying them into the attacks being faked.
Peak Oil? Bush did 9/11 to distract is from the drying up of oil, while the attacks served as a pretense to seize oil operations overseas… for Haliburton!
War in Iraq? Bush did 9/11 or let it happen, so he could get revenge on his daddy’s enemy Saddam Hussein, who out a price on Bush 41′s head.
The CIA teamed up with the Mossad and blamed Muslims because we wanted to slaughter them… for oil.
The Juice did it because every good conspiracy begins and ends with the juice.
The list goes on and it will make laugh and cry at how gullible, stupid and shameless we really are. It makes the “Pearl Harbor foreknowledge” silliness look civil.
Morgan Reynolds, chief economist for the department labor from 2001-2002, believes the planes were really holograms.
The best part of holo man, is his idea that murdering Americans was the best way to re-elect President Bush. Here is a video where he delves into other crazy theories while waving a red flag to future employers.
This is just the tip of a Titanic sinking iceberg, which was the government’s fault too. A single post cannot do justice to the 9/11 truther bowel movement. The upside is we get to make more fun of them again.
The Reality: It was two huge planes speeding into buildings & you are not an expert & we don’t care if you are this idea is just stupid.
Who the hell would participate in such an operation? Murder at the World Trade Center, the Pentagon and somewhere in Pennsylvania? The theories about 9/11 being an inside job fail to take into account real human beings would have to pull off this grand deception.
If you are an operative of dubious persuasion, and some idiot approaches you with an elaborate plan that includes a back story about angry Muslims shopping for flight schools which will lead to risky hijackings and suicide missions, wouldn’t you just say:
Secret Agent Dude: “Why don’t you just blow the sh*t up? Say it was a bomb and show the profiles of the Jihadists. Americans will eat it up, especially after the first WTC attack in 1993.
Why not? Because in the comic book mind of the 9/11 Truther, people exist purely for the sake if committing evil like it’s a religion.
Just like so many conspiracy theories, there is something comforting about “knowing what other people don’t know.” Perhaps it’s a sense of empowerment, or perhaps these people are just difficult idiots who we must suffer with.