Forgive me brothers, for I was detained in Guantanamo last week. Luckily my new friends at the SCOTUS gave me Ramsey Clark and a special hearing. The kaifr court couldn’t wait to give me American rights!
The treatment there was unbearable. I was forced to eat chicken cordon bleu twice in the same week, given an [...]

 
The good people of Kenya, in the wake of election violence, have decided to introduce Sharia bonds. You see my brothers? Uncle Raila has been good to us…
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Brother Sami AL-Arian is defying the kafir courts in the United States. Look how the infidels cannot touch us! Even Al Capone had to be arrested for tax [...]

    
The Great Dr. Ahmad Al-Mub’i is our Mujahideen this week.
It is not martyrdom that propels him to this award, it is his unapologetic telling of the truth. Our Prophet, Peace be upon Him, had his way with Ayesha at the very advanced age of nine. It may shock some westerners to learn this, but [...]

Yemeni MP’s. All of them.
This Fatwa is issued to strike fear into the hearts of these kaifr loving apostates in Yemen. 
They say we cannot marry girls until they are 18! Bah! Hamza Bear trades them in at eighteen for two nine-year-olds!
18! Do these bastards not know Mohammad laid meat to treat when Ayesha was nine?
And…AND…we [...]

 A Death Fatwa is issued against Atlas. Not the guy holding up the globe, the lady blogger at Atlas Shrugs. She has exposed far too much about SICOS mission. She is a siren of western men and if they answer her call, they will be awakened to the Jihad’s existence!
May Allah guide you to the big [...]

 
Brothers, do I even need to speak… Imam Hamza Bear shall return next week, for he is still conferring with his new friends in the Supreme Court.
Allahu Ackbar!

The amazingly intelligent Vincent Bugliosi has written a literary masterpiece. This treatise on how all American Presidents must be treated, is the most exquisite piece of western writing ever. All praise to Allah, may He guide Vinny Bugliosi!

Samir Khan is the Mujahideen of the week. He has evaded the jaws of The Rude Dog kafir for now. Many have tried to take down his Jihad network, but the will of Allah shall prevail here, as in all things…

SICOS will be up Friday, so fear not. Imam Hamza Bear was working on his own sub-domain. Soon, he will not have to share the glory with a kafir dog.

Angela Merkel of Germany seeks to stop Islam from being imported. Does she not know her place as a woman?
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Some Americans are calling for Sarah Palin to be VP to the kafir hero McCain. This would be most troublesome for our brother who shall not be named. What is it with the infidels and their meddling [...]