Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the ultimate Mujahideen. He is building nuclear weapons right under the nose of the U.N. Those kafir rats cannot bring themselves to admit how much they have failed their western allies. Soon Mahmoud will launch his master-plan and the west will fall to its knees, begging for mercy from Allah. Allahu Ackbar!

The lovely kafir Rachael Ray has unwittingly promoted our Intifada against the Zionist dogs. By teaming up with our Jihadists in disguise at Urban Outfitters, she has helped to condition the minds of American youth. All praise to Allah and praise to Rachael for her nifty 30 minute meals.

A Death Fatwa is issued against The Jawa Report. These desert bandits have troubled us for too long now. Several of Imam Hamza Bears films have been shutdown by this golden machine man they send against us.
May the glory of Allah guide your hands my brothers. We must go Janjaweed on these Jawa. 

 
The lady kafir at Atlas Shrugs has highlighted our ingenious plan of hiding rockets in children’s schoolyards. Does she not know that hiding behind children is a tradition of the Islamic warrior?
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All praise to Doudou Diene, who will assail the great satan as racist! The U.N. now takes plays right out of apostate Obama’s playbook. [...]

 
Our Mujahideen of the Week is Samir Khan of Charlotte, NC. Samir lives with his parents on a golf course in an upper middle class neigborhood, where he runs the greatest western Jihad website. We have recieved many recruits who were called to Jihad through the website. Praise Allah for such brave little Mujahideen.

 
A Death Fatwa is issued against The Rude Dog, who resides over at TheRudeNews.com. This cartoon dog has invaded the home of our little Jihad Jane in Charlotte, NC. Samir Khan, who runs our greatest western network, was visited by The Rude Dog. However, Samir upheld the Jihadist tradition of hiding behind loved ones when he let [...]

Praise to the infidels at Anderson News for refusing to sell Michael Yon’s book at military bases in the U.S. The kafirs are amazing in their political correctness, for this has been far more effective than an attack on their supply convoy. They do the heavy lifting for us. I will write a letter to Anderson [...]

The Imperialist Zionist Crusader Infidel President Bush, is our focus this week. It has gone without saying that Bush is the height of hubris, yet this week he has outdone himself by appearing in the Knesset. The Knesset!
He exposed the flanks of the kafir Obama, who lashed out prematurely at the implications of the Zionist Neocon’s speech. I [...]

Nazamuddin Mohammidy is our Mujahideen of the Week. Praise Allah for Naza’s cleverness, he must be a master of taqiyya! To hijack a kafir plane and then get hired at the airport itself was a masterstroke of guerilla espionage!

Barack Obama has struck back at kafir Bush for his Knesset appearance.
All praise to Allah that we may have a chance at elevating this unwitting Mujahideen to executive office.
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The Dutch police are helping us wage Jihad by arresting infidel cartoonists! Who knew the kafir cops would aid us in waging cartoon Jihad. Allahu Ackbar!