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Diversity of Skin, Not Thought

November 14th, 2008

Now you see liberals angry at the black vote they have corralled all these years. How dare you Americans show intellectual divergence with your benefactors. When you are a creature of the left, only blind obedience to the destruction of tradition is allowed.
The liberals do not want Latino and Black voters coming out against homosexuality, [...]

See, these idiots are going to nationalize every indusry around us. Sixty-five million other idiots will not notice until it’s too late. Auto Industry Czar, from the Ego Czar himself.
The liberals are gunning for Bush, as he is a priority over Osama Bin Laden, Iraq, Afghanistan, and of course, what is going on in Africa. We [...]

The Death of Talk Radio

November 7th, 2008

President Government will reinstate the anti-first amendment crazyman that Reagan fired long ago.
The Obamites won’t care, they obviously don’t listen to it.
Soon, neither will we.

China Sux

November 7th, 2008

Saw it on Drudge
These guys are mining “e-waste.”
Details here.

Here Comes Change

November 7th, 2008

 
Saw it on Sister Toldjah

1976 or 1984?

November 5th, 2008

Is it 1976? As in President Government will be out in four.
Or is it 1984? As in start reading your George Orwell.

I Has White House

November 4th, 2008

ALL YOUR BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT ARE BELONG TO US! - President Government

OH BAH MA

November 4th, 2008

(We found it here)
(From the Bowl of The Rude Dog)
So, in the wee hours of election day, I am feeling sick in my guts. Not because I fear the “righteous wind” of Obama, but because I am disgusted by the journalism of today. To answer any detractors, let me say Obama’s “righteous wind” is a [...]

Senator Government’s Edicts

November 2nd, 2008

You will drive small cars. A Smart Car is a sensible alternative to your Navigator. (Senator Government’s family is excluded)
You will exchange your light bulbs for mercury filled “dead” office lights. 
You will pay higher energy costs that the power company will pass on to you. Taxes on business will have the same effect but you are not allowed to ask [...]

Ben Affleck As Olbermann On SNL

November 2nd, 2008

Saw it on LGF
This is so close to the truth, it is sad. Once in awhile, liberals in entertainment are so right on, it can only be by mistake.

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