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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

John Patrick Bedell: Another Democrat Shooting Americans

Thank God this registered Democrat didn’t kill anybody.
To read what the Pentagon shooter was into, Libertarian economics, weed, weapons, ranting at the gov, you would never expect to learn he was a registered democrat.
So the AP can find out there is weed in his car, blogs he scribbled on and what kind of fiscal policy [...]

See? Liberals Lie & Ebert Leads The Way

With so much attention on him, Roger Ebert cannot help parroting false talking points from the Internet for all liberals to consume:

Too bad it’s all BS.
Sarah Palin at that gifting suite: Grabby? Not so much

How about “Roger Ebert tweets utter fabrications while some attention is paid to him and he can play at politics without [...]

Victory

Heh.

Roger Ebert Is A Typical Liberal

See? These liberals are the most unhappy and narcissistic people on the planet:

That’s fantastic. I really admire the sophisticated wit it takes to infer President Ronald Reagan was a Homer-Sekshual.

It’s that kind of wit, that thinks other people’s money belongs to them, so they will dictate to us little peasants how it should be spent.

It [...]

Pete Stark Is Out! Even Liberals Think He Is Too Much

Pablo Pig posted this vid of Pete Stark awhile ago under Who Wants To Fight Pete Stark?

As you can see, Stark is a typical tantrum throwing liberal. He is what passes for manhood on their side of the aisle. Just look at Rahm. They think acting tough is tough.
Nope.
It’s just acting stupid until someone [...]

Elect Hal Jordan & Let Evil Spending Be Vanquished

People of North Carolina, you must elect the first super-hero to Congress…
Hal Jordan.
Friend him on Facebook, contact him with your support and let those who think spending other people’s money is a plan, quake in their boots.

Megs Just Can’t Win… Not That She Deserves Too

Stolen from Theo Spark

Hey Idiots, Joe Stack Is A Terrorist

There seems to be a debate about whether or not Joe Stack is a terrorist.

Let TRN help you.

Joe Stack is a terrorist.

When you are willing to destroy property as a means of inflicting fear to change people’s behavior, that is terrorism.

When you fly a plane, loaded with extra gas, into a building in an attempt [...]

I’m Demon Sheeping…

Remember the ridiculous Fiorina ad?

No Sheeples Here wrote a post on the Fearless Reader’s tenacity and how right wingers should not become complacent.
This rare photograph of Sheepus Fiscallis Vacumis a.k.a the Demon Sheep, is well worth the visit.

There is a song by Rob Zombie called Demon Speeding. Part of the chorus goes “I’m Demon [...]

Heckuva Job Brownie

Liberals! Remember they used 9/11 against Scott Brown? No wonder he won despite his rhinocity.
How about them making a deal out of Brown posing naked? As if anyone believes in a chaste liberal.
Well those happy days are over and we got another liberal Republicant.
Look people, there is a reason TRN never freaked out over Brownie.
He [...]

Vernon Hunter Was An American Hero

Vernon Hunter was taken from us when Joe Stack flew his airplane into an IRS building in Texas:

Hunter is described as a devout Christian, a Vietnam veteran and father of six grown children who loves his white cowboy hat. He and his wife, Valerie, frequently give to charities.

This two tour hero was stolen [...]

Propaganda At It’s Finest

(Stolen from TheoSpark.net, the finest website in the galaxy)

CPAC Stays W/Gays While NOM Dorks Tremble In Fear & Issue Press Releases

Ryan Sorba was booed form CPAC when he had to attack some homer-seckshuals.
GOProud seemed to fare pretty well. The press really wanted some friction:

Hey look here, the NOM dorks issued a press release because they were scared of gay dudes:

Remember this?

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Anyway, it seems that the press wanted some torch and pitchfork action at CPAC [...]

I Am Joe Stack’s Sucide Note

If you’re reading this, you’re no doubt asking yourself, “Why did this have to happen?”  The simple truth is that it is complicated and has been coming for a long time.  The writing process, started many months ago, was intended to be therapy in the face of the looming realization that there isn’t enough therapy [...]

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