Dr. Bulldog and Ronin got the goods on this…

You have chosen an All-American Girl. You know what is important in America at just a glance.
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You have chosen Girl #2! What were you thinking? Your parents failed to teach you what it means to be an American.
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Wow! You have failed the American Test! Please do not vote again until have read the Bill of Rights.
Also, remind your neighborhood drug dealer to turn in his weapon because it scares you.
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You have passed The American Test!
This American is exhibiting proper Firearms control to neutralize any undesirable miscreants.
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Covert American Islamic Radicals have disputed the findings of a police officer who investigated and said the threat was not credible. They mean he is a liar. They also have decided the school officials and anyone who disputes this girl’s story are liars.

Now it’s the police, the news media and activist groups descending on the school to demonstrate to young people that you never have to grow up and get along. You can hold press conferences and demand investigations while the surrounding neighborhoods raise property taxes to stave off potential lawsuits against their schools.

Against the code of new-speak that has dominated this culture, The Rude News declares that CAIR is lying here and that this girl’s father is a barbarian. See while the school system and the media, who by the way are drooling for some Muslim victim press, will not be serious, I noticed that the youtube [...]

Declaring the Vietnam War unwinnable was tame. He also had this beauty in 1999:
“It seems to many of us that if we are to avoid the eventual catastrophic world conflict we must strengthen the United Nations as a first step toward a world government patterned after our own government with a legislature, executive and judiciary, [...]

The Fairness Doctrine was cooked up because access to public airwaves was limited in 1967. With the advent of hundreds of radio stations by the 1980’s, it had outlived its purpose. Today there is talk of re-instating it because left leaning radio programming sucks and can’t compete in the marketplace of intellectual thought.