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Hillary’s Hostages

November 30th, 2007

Michelle Malkin as of this writing has the best info on this dude, Lee Eisenberg. He wanted to call CNN to complain about Mental Health care. He also has a colorful criminal past. The best part is while Michelle Malkin has some good info, The Huff post has him being molested by a Priest. It’s okay that this guy [...]

Internet Losers Abound

November 30th, 2007

On this website called DrownedinSound.com, a member of its community posted this gem about Gillian Gibbons, the teacher who has been arrested for letting students name a Teddy Bear Mohammed;

Unfortunately, I could not join the towering intellects at this community. It appears to be my loss as I will not be educated by such fine atheists as Mr. [...]

Hostages for Hillary

November 30th, 2007

There is an unfolding hostage situation at a Clinton Campaign Headquarters. Allegedly he is a conspiracy theorist who is known to the local police. He allegedly told his son to watch the news according to ABC News’ Pierre Thomas.
Around 3:50 Fox News said the man may be Troy Stanley. He is a local conspiracy theorist. It is also alleged [...]

No NOW Then There

November 30th, 2007

N.O.W. The National Orgasm-less Weirdos deemed Gillian Gibbons unworthy of their attention.

The Evil CIA

November 30th, 2007

 Type “CIA Venezuela memo” into your search engine and see the number of hits on left-wing news sites. These guys are at their Oliver Stoneiest about our CIA trying to sabotage their hero, Hugo Chavez. Hopefully this is true and our CIA succeeds. The left is in a fury over America confronting an enemy but conspicuously silent over [...]

 
Gillian Gibbons was sentenced to fifteen days in prison for her role in letting children name their own toys. The Times Online covered her sentencing here. Below is an excerpt; 

“The whole thing boiled down to a cultural misunderstanding. In our culture we don’t know the bear as a cuddly symbol of mercy.”

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Its time for the Greatest [...]

The CAIR Bears

November 29th, 2007

 
Jihad Bear - Jihad Bear is at the front lines killing filthy Zionist Bears everywhere. Peace be upon him!
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Sharia Bear - Sharia Bear is properly clothed, otherwise she will be stoned to death.
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Scare Bear - Scare Bear has many hats. Sympathizer, Talking Head and even Film Producer. Whether its phony protests, fighting cartoons, blaming Israel or [...]

Jesus was not a Bum

November 29th, 2007

 Stop Using Jesus to Excuse Bums. 2 Thessalonians 3:6-15;

“In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, we command you, brothers, to keep away from every brother who is idle and does not live according to the teaching you received from us. For you yourselves know how you ought to follow our example. We were not [...]

Bums of Mahaffey

November 29th, 2007

For over a year now, there has been a group of homeless people hanging around St. Petersburg FL. This is an excerpt from an article by Channel 10 News:

Across the street from the Mahaffey Theater, where the candidates will be, there’s a homeless encampment. James King, one of the protesters, says they are trying to call [...]

The Bums Speak

November 29th, 2007

In their own words, can you believe we must pay for this stuff. Listen to this.
5:50-6:00 Are you kidding? Building a house for you for free and you want the window over where? When you Pay for your house, you get to pick where the windows go. How the hell does this guy afford a [...]

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