2008 April | The Rude News

Why Can’t WE Take The Oil? (A Rude Dog Rant)

Why are there plans for a communist oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico? I think we should take it. What are they going to do about it? the U.S. needs to stop punishing its own industries.
We should take whatever oil we please, wherever we sacrifice. War for Oil? I say we get soaked with 1,000 gallons [...]

Calling All Paultards: Wait Until Later…

Look, I know Ron Paul can be inspiring, especially in these days of pseudo political change and upheaval.
However, the many democrats in disguise, neoconfederates and isolationists that comprise Paultardia, need to take one from the real conservatives. Shut up and help Johnny Mac win. I know he is a democrat, but tearing down conventions like [...]

Democrat’s Praise IED Video In Attack Ad

 
We see more and more everyday of what it means to be a Democrat in Howard Dean’s Democrat Party.
You start city-wide protests over crack dealers, go to a church just like Rev. Wright’s, and use video of American soldiers caught in an IED attack, to make John McCain look bad.
Why not use the severed limbs [...]

China Cleans Up Slave Market For Olympics

 
The Chinese Government is taking a firm stance against slaveholders just in time for the Olympics. This is in Guangdong, the richest province in China.
“These kids are robust and can do the toughest work,” a foreman was quoted as saying, as he pulled a scrawny girl to stand beside him…”
Also…
Xinhua news agency said the county government [...]

God D*mn The Media!

Rev. Wright cannot help himself. Apparently, the NAACP and the media can’t either.
Rev. Wright is now hiding behind black people. He says when you attack his wild accusations and Israel bashing, you are attacking black churches. If black churches typically sound like Rev.Wright, it’s time to pull their tax-exempt status. 
He also has taken the cowards position [...]

Internet Will Be Taxed By Liberal Polices

The beginning of the end may be near. New York will institute Internet taxes on some retailers. There are a host of phony arguments for this, but the real story is the state will take $50 million out of our pockets.
$50 million dollars.
When prices go up for products we all buy, who is really paying [...]

911 Truther/Peace Protester Beats Up Girl In A Wheelchair

A 911 troofer got his ass waxed by Maureen Lovetro’s dad. The troofer, German Talis, went after the girl right after harassing Laura and Jenna Bush.
I think a new award is order. The Lovetro Award. It will be awarded to those forced into physical combat with peace protesters.

John McCain Is Out Of Touch With Reality

 
John McCain “is out of touch with reality.” Does Johnny Mac really think he is the reason he is ahead in the polls?
John McCain is trying to ostracize the North Carolina Republican Party because it doesn’t buy Obama’s weak defense of Rev. Wright.
Conservatives are once again doing the heavy lifting and winning the argument, while country [...]

Michael Totten…

Michael Totten Goes To Kosovo
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Praise to Allies in Western Disguise 4/25/2008

All praise to Washington D.C., for stopping our very enemies from naming us.
The SICOS sent a pamphlet entitled “Terminology to Define the Terrorists: Recommendations from American Muslims” and the kafir government bought it the way they bought CAIR was a “civil rights” outfit. Allahu Ackbar! With enemies like this, we will win without having to fight.
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SICOS [...]

Mujahideen of the Week 4/25/2008

 
Our Mujahideen this week is the now legendary Mohammed Sidique Khan. The Western swine will try to turn his sacrifice into an act of terror, but we know the truth. Hamza Bear himself would be a martyr, but who would run SICOS?
We leaders of Islam do not wish to “steal” the “glory” from our young [...]

Imam Hamza Bear Dispatch 4/25/2008

 
All praise to Ken Livingstone as defends our faithful brothers in their wife beating. The deft and glib Mayor deflects all criticism, merely by saying he has a different “opinion.”  I love this about the kafirs. “He may beat his wife, but I have a different opinion…” and then he is absolved. His opponent even declared [...]

Death Fatwa of the Week 4/25/2008

Hamza Bear issues a Death Fatwa upon…um…these things…Little Green Footballs. I have had my milky eye fixed upon LGF for some time now.
There is too much information that flows forth from the footballs. Their air must be let out. Pump them up until they pop. Wash your hands afterwards my assassins, for the infidels claim these are made [...]

Brazil Discovers Big Oil

Let’s hope Lula moves away from his original socialism.
I am waiting for people to say the oil find is a hoax.
We need some leaders to leverage this find against the crazy Arabs.
Hey, now we can scrap this ethanol garbage.

The Dumb Republican Hit List

 From the bowl of The Rude Dog:
It has come to my attention that while the Democrat party is being exposed as the party of harpies, conspiracy theorists, porno, metrosexuals and is in complete meltdown, the Republicans need to do some spring cleaning as well.
Now I am not talking about the forthcoming Conservatives vs Moderates debate, I [...]

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