Angela Merkel of Germany seeks to stop Islam from being imported. Does she not know her place as a woman?
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Some Americans are calling for Sarah Palin to be VP to the kafir hero McCain. This would be most troublesome for our brother who shall not be named. What is it with the infidels and their meddling [...]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the ultimate Mujahideen. He is building nuclear weapons right under the nose of the U.N. Those kafir rats cannot bring themselves to admit how much they have failed their western allies. Soon Mahmoud will launch his master-plan and the west will fall to its knees, begging for mercy from Allah. Allahu Ackbar!

The lovely kafir Rachael Ray has unwittingly promoted our Intifada against the Zionist dogs. By teaming up with our Jihadists in disguise at Urban Outfitters, she has helped to condition the minds of American youth. All praise to Allah and praise to Rachael for her nifty 30 minute meals.

A Death Fatwa is issued against The Jawa Report. These desert bandits have troubled us for too long now. Several of Imam Hamza Bears films have been shutdown by this golden machine man they send against us.
May the glory of Allah guide your hands my brothers. We must go Janjaweed on these Jawa. 

 
The Great Coffee Keffiyeh Caper has scandalized the Media. (Atlas was out in front. Give props to the Conservo-babe)
Rachael Ray has been scandalized by an activist football-bat stylist who thought she would look cute in this summers Intifada-lite Keffiyeh. America did not see it that way. Keith Olberman properly scolded us, but the ad still came [...]

So Uncle George funds from the top again. When I was little, I thought Cobra Commander only existed on TV. How could I have known has was a Greek Moneychanger? 
Wittle Scotty Mac got Uncle Georgie to fwund his wittle bookie wookie.
(Saw it first on Dread Pundit and then LGF) Go there and get edumacated!
I am now [...]

 
It means suicide by taking poison.
How do you poison the GOP elephant? With liberalism. American left-wing Liberalism is the kryptonite of the American Dream.
The GOP has slowly been taking doses of liberalism to “appeal to the middle.” They were the rational republicans, the bi-partisan get-a-long gang that ushered Democrats right back into Congress in 2006.
Spineless failures of manhood [...]

Have you seen this email floating around? It asks why we are bothering with an election for 2008.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a war hero [...]

This is taken from Last of the Few, a website that has no rival in excellence. Go check it out… 
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To: All Al Qaeda FightersFrom: Osama bin Laden
Subject: The Cave (Do Not Distribute Outside the Organization).
Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours recently but we’ve really come together as a group and I love that! However, while [...]

Thomas Sowell is one of the wisest writers today. Actually, he of the wisest ever. (Here is his Townhall archive)