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From the bowl of The Rude Dog: Update
Senator Ted Stevens- Ted Stevens may be going down the Internet tubes.
Ted Stevens has led an amazing American life. A decorated WW2 Veteran who supported the Flying Tigers, later became a lawyer and then a United States Senator. This is where we start going downhill.
Teddy was a moderate Republican like [...]

Barack Obama is the straw man who came to life, Hillary’s Frankenstein Monster. The Democrat Party is struggling with giving Barack the nod. At any time, the super delegates can declare for Obama and the race ends. The problem is that they don’t want it to end and the Democrats are mulling over their favored minority. The [...]

Barack Obama Foxed Up

May 19th, 2008

Barack Obama is afraid of Bill O’Reilly. After the explosion of Bill O’Reilly tantrum videos, alot more people may be afraid of Bill now.  The man who wants to be President however, cannot succeed in this endeavor by dodging the No Spin Zone.  We have heard Barack declare “I fear no man” and talk about how tough he is. [...]

Comments On Blogs

May 19th, 2008

I comment here and there when I am cruising the net. These two guys, responding to Dick Morris, really stood out to me.
Here is my comment to them;
Pug and Jason, you are the prime example of why Obama still does not have the super delegates to declare him the winner. Your willingness to ignore; His [...]

(Rude Alert!)

The Techno Mix is a true work of art.
Bill also tried some rap… 

The Imperialist Zionist Crusader Infidel President Bush, is our focus this week. It has gone without saying that Bush is the height of hubris, yet this week he has outdone himself by appearing in the Knesset. The Knesset!
He exposed the flanks of the kafir Obama, who lashed out prematurely at the implications of the Zionist Neocon’s speech. I [...]

Nazamuddin Mohammidy is our Mujahideen of the Week. Praise Allah for Naza’s cleverness, he must be a master of taqiyya! To hijack a kafir plane and then get hired at the airport itself was a masterstroke of guerilla espionage!

Barack Obama has struck back at kafir Bush for his Knesset appearance.
All praise to Allah that we may have a chance at elevating this unwitting Mujahideen to executive office.
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The Dutch police are helping us wage Jihad by arresting infidel cartoonists! Who knew the kafir cops would aid us in waging cartoon Jihad. Allahu Ackbar!

The battle between CAIR and the U.S.A. is heating up. The Americans are learning that CAIR is waging Jihad against them, it may be time to join the Rainbow Coalition and figure out a new outfit to hide behind…
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Praise to professors of kafir doom. We need to get them tenured at American Universities. This should be our [...]

News Tantrums

May 15th, 2008

Excellent news tantrums. Bill O’s floppy hair is awesome. “I’ll do it live! Fook it!” (He didn’t really say fook

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