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The WSJ demonstrates the stupidity of liberal lawyers.

But when the military punishes Muslim men by shaving off their beard, or by forcing them to disrobe - for a Muslim man that is a thousand times more cutting than a Westerner can imagine. And that’s what I was trying to dramatize. The reaction to what I [...]

Them dudes at Ask The Slayer are on something…

Liberals are trying to say that John McCain’s absence from several committees is the same as Obama failing to schedule hearings on Afghanistan.
See liberals, the difference in attending or not attending committees vs. not scheduling hearings when its your job, means Obama has failed as a committee chairman and failed to lead. Even a community organizer should be able [...]

Can you believe this video of Gore’s event on Michelle Malkin’s site? How can anyone take these green goons seriously?
How about this from PBS:

To see these lots now and see all these unsold giants is to feel already as if you are wandering in a kind of automotive theme park, a museum almost, a snapshot of entitled [...]

The Obama New Yorker Cover

July 14th, 2008

 
Look at this fabulous cover.

Everyone seems shocked that this bigoted looking cover comes from those classy liberals over at The New Yorker. This is an apocryphal moment into the liberal mind. In the caricature above, there is only one thing right leaning Americans fear and that is Barack Obama actually occupying the Oval Office.
The Muslim looking garb was [...]

Bernie Mac was heckled by Democrats who were offended by his standup. This is what you get when Democrats run things.
You can’t make fun of;
Women
Homosexuals (unless they are Catholic priests or you are outing a right-winger)
Liberals
Minorities (unless they are Conservative. Then they count as white)
Muslims
Communists
Democratic nominees
Homeless people
Drug addicts
Prostitutes
Strippers
Cats
Remember when comedy was free? Its no wonder the best shows [...]

Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright, along with other crew members of Oliver Stone’s film “W”, were arrested after a bar fight.
The Rude News has an exclusive report of the throwdown.
 

 
“Oh man Josh, wait till this movie hits. Bush’s approval ratings will be even lower than the Democratic Congress.”
 
 
 

 
(Laughing & nodding) “I know, I know. This movie [...]

Arnold Sheds The Rhino Suit

July 13th, 2008

Arnold on Global Warming;

“I think that the way they have done it is much better, because it just really means basically this administration did not believe in global warming, or they did not believe that they should do anything about it since China is not doing anything about it and since India is not willing [...]

FORT SMITH, Ark., July 10 (UPI) — Thousands of spectators who turned out for “Blue Collar Brawlin’” in Arkansas became unwitting extras for Sacha Baron Cohen’s new film.
The Smoking Gun said Cohen set up two nights of cage matches in the towns of Texarkana and Fort Smith last month and attracted spectators by promising them [...]

Good Funny Stuff

July 11th, 2008

Excellent cartoon at Last of the Few.
Darth Vader Death Star Canteen/Legos at Last of the Few.
 

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